Posted On: October 12th 2026, 07:40 pm
Dear Dip-a-Day Diary,
12 October
Piccini spent the afternoon wrestling with a data projector. Penrose is in a tender hole and not the good kind. All the other not-the-good-kind-holes will cost more than the national debt to fill. Yesterday was Mental Health Day, but that's all over now. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. Best go for a swim. Why scream into the void when you can scream into the sea mist?
Swim location: Tinside Steps
Companions: "Mad as Hell" Piccini; two bemused Tinsiders; gulls thinking mutual kawing is fun. All the fine folk at the Dolphin now the screaming is done. Celine, at first, rising. Imminent. Beautiful South. Visibility good. Living La Vida Loca. Very high. Falling quickly. Fiddles, moderate to good. Accordion polkas. Becoming cyclonic.
Today: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day
People of this Day: Ruth and Thomas Roy: the og carpe diemers. Fun folk who literally made my day. https://wellcat.com/pages/holidays