Posted On: October 15th 2026, 01:48 am
I don’t want to be rich just to have expensive things.
I want the kitchen to ask the waiter “wow who the hell orders everything for one dog? That’s one lucky dog”
(the waitress told us the kitchen was impressed 😂)
Because WHY NOT!!!
Remember the times where I was looking for coins in my winter jackets and coach so I could buy ramen noodles for dinner? Cause I do.
And now I get to create absurd and glorious experiences like this that the younger me couldn’t have even imagined.
Best memories ever.
RICH & HYDRATED BABY (dog edition) ❤️
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