Minnyzou

thursday.

i'm done.

the rain got me.

my paw is a prune. my undercarriage is damp. my dignity has been washed down the storm drain.

i have suffered unspeakable moisture.

i was once a proud, dry ween. now i am a soggy little sausage with raisin toes and absolutely no will to participate in society.

do not ask me to go outside again.

do not speak to me of puddles.

i have seen things. wet things.

thursday, you soggy-bottom, crabby, miserable excuse for a day.

i demand blankets, snacks, and compensation for emotional water damage.

a very damp story by one deeply inconvenienced ween.🐾

#phoebe_dachshund #powerbydachshunds
#rain #soggybottom #thursdaytales