Rita

Rita used to be concerned about the squirrels in her neighborhood. She would like to formally apologize to the squirrels. They were never the problem. 😳It's the crows 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

Yesterday, Rita witnessed something that looked and SOUNDED like a nature documentary that should have come with a parental warning. 😱

She understands the food chain. She respects the food chain. But she does NOT want to see the food chain happening right in front of her BUTTON EYES! 🙈

For the record, Rita is the kind of monkey who has to check DoesTheDogDie.com before agreeing to watch a movie. She is NOT emotionally equipped for National Geographic happening in her own neighborhood!

Rita would prefer the birds to behave like they're in a Disney movie. You know, singing cheerful songs, helping princesses get dressed, maybe tying a few ribbons. NOT REENACTING A CRIME DOCUMENTARY IN THE TREETOPS! 🐦🎀

And now she understands why a group of crows is called a MURDER. 😳🐦‍⬛

Rita would like to unsubscribe from this type of nature please. Can you please send a hug, Rita needs one!

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