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Citizen scientist of various ontological studies. Creator of things. Writer. Former YCP, DCP, Cook, Driver. Alternative mental healthcare professional
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I know exactly where all the money goes
So i don't make any, got none to show
I don't get out for ice creams or out to the show(s)
But the cunts up top ain't gettin' my fuckin' dough
I said, hey ho, look at you all go
You bought a local product made in tokyo
Because you know joe
You paid twice the price because you don't want his store to close
Because you know joe
And you don't want him to close
Now you can't afford new clothes
Because you bought a product made in tokyo
From a local named Joe
I said, hey ho, look at you all go
You bought a local product made in tokyo by @patterns_of_malfunction
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Metropolis 1927 + old guitar samples by @patterns_of_malfunction
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All the crazy shit you do at a low wage industry job
so your boss can save a buck—but not your bod;
Long con energy rob.
All the stupid little scruples over elements
that are irrelevant to the plot
Oh please god, make it stop!
Shut the fuck up and give me the god damn mop!
All the hovering overseers and their performance speeches—
micromanaging all the milieus like it's the mob;
"DO IT LIKE ME or you won't have a job."
Even though they don't know the half of the harm they do,
perpetuating ancient systemic clogs.
They don't like cats.
They all like dogs. by @patterns_of_malfunction
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I'm tryin' real hard not to be a part of the horrors
but the doors that I've opened have only been opened by explorers
closed off completely to the egregious extorters
who've commodified their children and closed off imaginary borders
I'm bored with the quarters assigned to all the poor
and the core of the wars dependent on the supporters
of the aforementioned tortoises putzing around every floor.
I'm tryin' hard to be the wild hare—brained—"out"-door
expanding the lore
pointing out all the exits, Clan Gunn, Cauldron of Thor
from the Isle of Man
brewing gods' ale on every shore by @patterns_of_malfunction
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Called this one Confetti. My youtube channel has higher quality videos. Patterns Of Malfunction by @patterns_of_malfunction
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I don't really wanna go into outer space,
more or less of the same shit in different places.
You can find gravity that won't pull down your faces,
but it'll make your bone density go to waste.
No thank you, my bones are bad enough in this case.
I'll stay on the ground as long as the shelf stays,
even if that means I gotta smoke on some haze to get through running with rats in this maze,
and gluttonous bureaucrats and their plays;
out there filibustin' this race. by @patterns_of_malfunction
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Every one of you mfers, MOVE! by @patterns_of_malfunction
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I wake up and I say, "What'sup, Sun?"
I spill a sip of brew to the Earth's wrist
as smoke escapes from my pursed lips 
with prayers to which answers cannot surface,
to which there is no proof of purchase
the soulless cannot earn this
expansion of consciousness.
I wake up and I say, "What'sup, sun?" by @patterns_of_malfunction
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Dumb, higher quality on youtube channel: Patterns Of Malfunction . You're misding all my fun sude notes🤣
Taboo for me, but not for you
Bad with 3, but good with two
one for me and one for you
sharing is caring, and I care for you
none for me, and 3 for you
put up with a lot but draw lines too
None for me, and 3 for you.

I can't A Ford (Afford)
I can't A Door (Adore)
I can't A Chord (Accord, a cord)
I can't A Board (Aboard) by @patterns_of_malfunction
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You can travel the world, see all the most beautiful places, pose for your pictures, learn almost nothing about the cultures and their history, it won't make you more interesting. 
You can own all the cars, the mansions, the golden doodles, the latest technologies, bigger televisions that rise up from your bed's foot end, the top brand named clothes that say "I made it."
You didn't, you don't even know how it's made.

You can even learn all the cover songs and play them for your friends at dive bars😏 The most musically talented one in town, won't make you less of a piece of shit, using their talets to try and get laid, or just be accepted in the echoe chamber.🤣 by @patterns_of_malfunction
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