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Had to get the good stuff….from @caracasfusion 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️ by @phoenix_robin

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10 days ago

Deadass real life story shit!!! I was plotting and really budgeted to buy the whole damn system and say it was for them just so I can buy this and that the other damn dancing games 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️so I could play that shit cause it have songs I wanted to perform playing the damn games. 😂😂😂🤣😅😅my boys would be like “mom@I have school tomorrow😑😑😑”
Me like a lil azz kid…okay just one more song!!! 😂😂😂😅🤣These are some of my parental traumas I ready to also talk about on my Netflix documentary of raising your parents!!!
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👵🏽I remember it like it was yesterday 2010…2012 some where around that damn time. So anyway I found the deal with the lowest price for the version of that damn Xbox that came with the camera…I plotted the budget and getting store to buy it without either a crowd or any on the house anyone knowing I was going to do such. 💁🏾‍♀️I was ready to play these musical games but also had to act like I had the kids and husband at the time in mind. My true intent was getting Guitar hero and the one dance damn game I can’t remember the name but that had more songs I actually wanted to master the dance routines to …😅🤣😂did and done. And was like surprise kids. 💁🏾‍♀️they had no idea the damn terrors I I was gonna bring to their lives with those damn music games! 😂😂😂🤣😅😮‍💨😮‍💨🫣🫣🫣
💁🏾‍♀️I would have whole ass fits about them playing the damn guitar 🎸 so I can get my calories burned for the damn day performing those damn songs and ohh don’t let me miss my Zumba class cause know yall gotta compete with me while I cook dinner to burn the calories I missed at the Zumba class. IGAf it’s 1115 pm on a school night dance battle damn it! 😂😂😮‍💨😅I lost 30 damn pounds during that hyperfixation! 😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️I was one ☝🏾 something serious at the moment in time.
Shits mad funny to think about now. by @phoenix_robin

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a month ago

Y’all get to see the eclipse today? Me either and I hate that I was stuck working…but you know what I did have time for today….That part where we all really all got some form of choices. Choose who would choose you. by @phoenix_robin

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2 months ago

The youngest person is my home will be 20’ soon. I’m exhausted from my work day but you know what I made time for…lol while making some home made garlic and salt blends.
I grew up with Mr.Rogers…so yes bihh IT IS☝🏾 THAT DAMN SERIOUS! 💁🏾‍♀️
@msrachelforlittles KEEP DOING all you do. 🫶🏾 by @phoenix_robin

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2 months ago

Thymeisha got a hair cut this weekend… guess we will test out making a few herbal seasoning concoctions from my lil window sill garden.🤭🤭🤭 by @phoenix_robin

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2 months ago

1st it was a gate change, then it was waiting for a flight attendant, then it was the pilot was done for the day and waiting for another pilot, 1.5 hours late flight canceled.
😑and don’t even get me started on the JfK traffic…that shit is enough to make you wanna start beating people up!
I guess @jetblue and @jfkairport is just an absolute horrible combination for travel.
#jetbluecancellation by @phoenix_robin

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2 months ago

Yummy for my tummy lol by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago

🤭🤭🤭you would of thought I was born during the disco era not after it. 🤭🤭🤭🤭 by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago

Shake shake shake … by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago

That’s the way…. by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago

👡👡👡👡 by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago

This was a check off the bucket list for me….. by @phoenix_robin

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3 months ago