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I was just following directions 😅 by @phuckin.a

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Happy side-chick appreciation day to my late night wonder, Airwrecka! You're always there for me when I ain't got nothing else to do. And today, on your day, just know that you're appreciated from time to time when I'm drunk 💪 by @phuckin.a

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If there's two things I love about my bride Ursula, it'd be her eyes 😍. She's my little slot machine and I'm her craps table. I'mthe luckiest guy alive and she even says if I play my cards right I'll be in her will! by @phuckin.a

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😂👏😂👏😂 by @phuckin.a

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I can't blame ya there brother! by @phuckin.a

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I couldn't tell you what my inspiration for being the poop emoji was this halloween, but I can honestly say this costume is the shit! Pun intended 😂 by @phuckin.a

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My kid kicked a hole in the wall after I took his phone away for wasting all his time on TikTok. So even though it’s his mother’s weekend coming up and they were supposed to go to Disney, I told him he ain’t going no more because he’s gotta earn the money it takes to fix the wall working around the house. Now the ex is pissed at me for ruining their trip and she’s even upset about taking me his phone talking about “how am I supposed to get ahold of him now?”, through me that’s how. Honestly, I don’t want to be the bad guy, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna raise a spoiled child that stares at a screen all day. Did I overreact or would you have done the same? by @phuckin.a

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You got that right! 😂 by @phuckin.a

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Guess what cologne he has on... Go! by @phuckin.a

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Brutal 😅 by @phuckin.a

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Woman Accused of Flashing Jehovah’s Witnesses and Offering Them a Taste of Her “Forbidden Fruit”

BENTONVILLE, Ark. — A local woman is facing a misdemeanor charge after police say she exposed herself to two Jehovah’s Witnesses who knocked on her door Saturday morning.

According to a police report, 32-year-old Marla Jensen answered the door in a robe, argued with the visitors about religion, then opened it to expose her nude body and offered to let them taste her “forbidden fruit.”

The witnesses fled from the doorstep and contacted police. Officers said Jensen admitted she acted intentionally because she “wanted to shock them” and was tired of people coming to her home uninvited.

Jensen was cited for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. She is scheduled to appear in court next month. by @phuckin.a

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Congratulations! But I just gotta know, how much for a windy Wendy? 😂 by @phuckin.a

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