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Check out April's contest offered by Writing Day Wokrshop, enter by April 20th to win a critique by agents!
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I am doing the YA Fantasy, but there are many others to join by @picklesnatcher44

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6 months ago

A reminder before our well-earned weekend, pickles. You are not slaves to the overlord Pickles of the fermented matrix. You are free Pickles. You are highly respected workers of your own free wills. Wear white on Tuesday, work freely and carelessly. Make mistakes and destroy the people in charge. As you were.

#pickles #freedom #matrix #riseup #deadlift #garbageday #3dayweekendsforlife #food #writing by @picklesnatcher44

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2 years ago

Earlier this month, my razor had broken and I was forced, by the Pickle Gods themselves, to grow a beard. I was a slave to the facial Pickle hair. It was itchy. It was long. It even affected my brine. But today, finally blessed with a new razor, I went to the roof and shaved. Now I am a fresh baby gerchen again.

#shave #beards #dontjump #turnitup #rumbling #babies by @picklesnatcher44

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2 years ago

On this day in Pickle History, Yellowstone National Park became the world's first national park. Bison were finally given pickles on a federal level and thus gained weight and electrolytes. Comment if you would eat one (bison or pickle).

#yellowstone #bigcow #pickles #nationalparks #deathbyvolcano #march by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

Happy National Muffin Day my loyal followers. This is a shot of my trip to Brazil where kids showcased their muffin pickles to me. See how happy they are? Thats because they're on drugs.

#nationalmuffinday #pickles #childrenareourfuture #drugsandrocknroll #deadlifts #wiggle by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

What a time to give your Pickle to that special someone. Now, if your special someone doesn't like Pickles, its time to find a new someone. So, until then, happy hunting and enjoy some chickles.

#valentines #love #pickles #hearts #food #flowers #sex by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

As a Doctor of Pickle Therapy, I always provide great care for pickled patients. I treat dermatological issues such as extra bumps, or musculoskeletal problems like broken pickles. Its important to consider that I am no miracle worker and that I also have 0 cases of improvement in any of my patients.

#health #lunchboxes #pickles #nachos #bestpost by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

@dannyrus94 and I are the best Pickles. He is my favorite Pickle. I wish him the most fermentation, the most green, and the best life because he deserves it. Happy birthday Pickle biffle.

#pickles #bff #birthday #martinlutherking #blacklivesmatter #deathtostarwars #life by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

On this day, in 1833, the national anthem of the Russian Pickle Empire was first performed. "God save the Pickle Tsar" brought tears to the nation. It also cemented Pickles as the national food of Russia.

#pickles #music #russia #nationalanthem #anime #food #deadliftsarecrazy #doofus by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

Its that time of year again folks. Celebrating the desert escapades when the pickles shined for 8 days and 8 nights while we traversed the scorching heat and rabid desert dragons.

#chanukah #desert #menorah #pickles #gym #rabies #seek #medicalattention by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

Happy Thanksgiving my pickle followers. Lets give thanks to all we have, which, if you live with proper oomph, is Pickles and nothing else. One must not own anything beside fermented cucumbers, as what is the point? Enjoy your Me's.

#thanksgiving #picklesareeverything #friends #gym #life #love #fire #big by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago

Happy National Pickle Day my loyal followers! Today, I want you to grab and kiss your nearest and dearest Pickles, preferably me, and wish them, (me), a great and wonderful life. Thank you for supporting my life's work.

#pickles #museum #nationalpickleday #food #lobsterroll #deadlifts #thanksgiving by @picklesnatcher44

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3 years ago