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Professor Porpoise

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DOLPHINCORE FROM LAKE ERIE OHIO 🐬🥩
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TICKET LINK FOR THE PROFESSOR PORPOISE ABLUM RELEASE SHOW IS IN THE BIO!! ^
IF YOU GET A PRE-SALE TICKET YOU WILL GET A FREE COPY OF THE PROFESSOR PORPOISE ALBUM ON CD UPON ARRIVAL TO THE VENUE 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
🐬🐬CDs NUTS🐬🐬🐬🐬
THANK YOU @primitivescrewheadz
FOR THESE BADASS EDITS OF US GOING DOLPHIN STYLE 💪🐬
SHOW IS NOVEMBER 7TH WITH @bonginator.ma
@atomicwitch_ and @cavedweller317 ❗️❗️❗️

#dolphin #SeaWorld ##mcdonalds #tilapia #fish taken in The Foundry Concert Club by @profporp

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🐬 NOVEMBER 7TH PROFESSOR PORPOISE WILL BE PLAYING DOLPHIN MUSIC FOR THE PROFESSOR PORPOISE ALBUM RELEASE SHOW @foundrycleveland 🐬🐬🐬
ALONGSIDE THESE SEA MAMMALIAN MENACES WILL BE @bonginator.ma ⛏️ @cavedweller317 🦖 AND @atomicwitch_ 💥
❗️TICKET LINK WILL BE POSTED SOON❗️ALL PRE-SALE TICKETS WILL GET YOU A FREE COPY OF THE PROFESSOR PORPOISE ALBUM ON CD AT THE DOOR ❗️ PULL UP, DOLPHIN DIVE OFF THE STAGE 🐬💦 AND SPINKICK A CETACEAN 🦵
IT WILL BE A WHALE OF A TIME 🐋

🎨 flyer art @rotting_robes
*I used the pickaxe emoji for bonginator because they like Minecraft

#porpoise #Cleveland #dolphinmusic #shockrock #steveirwin taken in The Foundry Concert Club by @profporp

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2 months ago

PROFESSOR PORPOISE DEBUT ALBUM, TITLED, "PROFESSOR PORPOISE" WILL BE RELEASED FROM SEA WORLD OCTOBER 29TH 2026 🐬🐬🐬
THERE IS NO PRE SAVE LINK. GET FUCKED.

1. Professor Porpoise
2. Shooting up the school (of fish)
3. Pufferfish Whippet
4. Porpoise Pod
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#SeaWorld #dolphin #whalefall #dolphindomination #thekraken taken in Lake Erie by @profporp

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2 months ago

What do the ancient hieroglyphics bestow upon us? 🐬

#dolphins taken in Alaska, USA by @profporp

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The show cast we’ve been SO EAGER to announce is finally here!
De’Viles Inferno: METALMAS, a Make-A-Wish foundation fundraiser at @spacebarcolumbus will be featuring some FRESH faces to the DI world!
@devile_mortis is welcoming back @rileypoppyseed and @genergydances from previous shows, but am welcoming fresh meat @oceanunkn0wn 🌊🎭 , @thesuepurrnova , and @theflexadonis !!
We also have 3 crazy bands on our lineup! @wretched_possession , @profporp , and returning musical guest: @cordycepscorpse 😈

ALL donations for the fundraiser are sent directly through the tiltify link for the Wishmas campaign!

https://tiltify.com/@de-vile-mortis/metalmas?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio

We are raising money NOW through the show date of November 29th!
My goal is to raise $1,000 towards Make-A-Wish 💪🏻
We also have sponsorship opportunities for people who would like to generously donate some higher tiers for the cause!
As well as a raffle for people who donate to the tiltify link AT the show!
Don’t forget the date! 11/29 Doors at 7:30pm, Show at 8pm SHARP! 18+ $10 door
Bring cash to tip your performers directly, and digital money to donate to the fundraiser!
Let’s make some kids lives a little brighter in their time of need 🖤 by @profporp

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YoU R ALL DUMB AND THE DOLPHINS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

PRE-SALE TICKET LINK FOR OUR ALBUM RELEASE SHOW IN BIO

#fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #explore #naturelovers #biology taken in Lake Erie by @profporp

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25 days ago

🐬💸🐬LESS THAN 2 MONTHS AWAY🐬💸🐬 do NOT miss out 🐬💸🐬 by @profporp

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a month ago

DO Y'ALL LIKE MY SHIRT?
COMMENT YES?
OR COMMENT NO !!!

ALSO NEW MUSIC IS MUSIC ON STREAMING PLACES 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬 taken in McDonalds by @profporp

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WE PLAY BIG FUN MUSIC 🐬
DROP SOMETHING STUPID IN THE COMMENTS ⏬️

ALSO BIG THINGS CUMMING SOON 🐬

ALSO ALSO WE ARE VERY BIG SORRY BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO CUT THE SPINES OFF THE TILAPIA BEFORE THROWING THEM. OUR DEEPEST SORRY. WE WILL NOT FORGET TO CUT OFF SPINES OF THE TILAPIA IN THE FUTURE.

ALSO ALSO ALSO
TWO DOLPHINS WERE MISSING DUE TO FUCKED UP MIGRATION PATTERNS DISRUPTED BY AI DATA CENTERS. THEN ANOTHER DOLPHIN GOT INTO A BOAT PROPELLER ACCIDENTAL. HE IS OKAY. BUT WE HAD TO CALL IN AN ALIEN TO FILL IN FOR THE SET. IT WAS CRAZY STYLE.

#dolphins #sharkweek #grindcore #hardcore #mask by @profporp

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2 months ago

We are not part of the underground scene.
We are part of the underwater scene.

#livemusic #lakeerie #animalplanet #orca #skatopia taken in Skatopia.org by @profporp

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3 months ago

TOUR IS OVER

NOW WE'RE GOING TO GIVE ALL THE BRAVE VETERANS OF THE AMERICA COUNTRY PTSD BY LIGHTING OFF FIREWORKS. 🎆🎇🎆🎇🧨

#america #4thofjuly #fishnets #dolphin #250thanniversary taken in United States of America by @profporp

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在中国的演唱会

LAST DAY OF TOUR. TODAY WE PLAY CHINA 🇨🇳

#china #Chinese #greatwallofchina #Asia #amazing taken in China by @profporp

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