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A.I. photos from my year abroad in Paris. I learned a lot about myself (cannot stomach gluten, am loathed by the French, etc.) and a lot more about the world (a hat can substitute for a shower, there is something wrong with semicolons, etc.). Excited for new adventures--I love travel it is one of my unique traits! Off to Long Island next where I will caddie/nanny for Dr. Phil's brother, Mr. Phil. by @rang_drangus

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Don’t bring your phone onto the dance floor. Show it to us instead 😋

#rave #thatssoraven #ravensymone #dataleak by @rang_drangus

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2 months ago

Thank you for watching

#lawfirm #comedy taken in New York, New York by @rang_drangus

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4 months ago

BOMBSHELL! ALERT! We uncovered MAJOR CRIME (allegedly) in our area everywhere! This is not a joke.
#meat #news #comedy #notajoke #report by @rang_drangus

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6 months ago

look, whether we’re laughing with Elon or at Elon, the point is we’re laughing taken in New York, New York by @rang_drangus

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7 months ago

Pork Chat Presents: Port Chat - Live from the NYC Boat Show

To celebrate a DECADE of their smash hit radio show "Pork Chat", America's favorite intransigent on-air personalities took to the high seas at the NYC Boat Show. There were swords, dogs, and new friends aplenty, but ultimately our salty duo discovered what life is all about: HONESTY, TRUTH, and FUN!

Whatever floats your boat! by @rang_drangus

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8 months ago

6 Goatee Guyz. They are all good people. Pls send Venmo ASAP we need help. Filmed at Heelys Studios in Prime Rib, Maryland. An honor to work with the inimitable director Bœrg Alsphalt. He gave me sooo many notes and no lunch. by @rang_drangus

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The Universe giving me signs. I've been so lost in this world (bad with directions), and I don't know where to go! Trying to find a mix of Taco Bell drivethru, sterilized NASA workspace, under rock, and Lord of Rings land. Will keep listening to sign, worshiping sign, blindly following sign until I find out where I need to be. by @rang_drangus

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2 years ago

I was away from Instagran for three years (lost my phone charger. Finally found it in my charger drawer of all places.) Time to focus on Internet, more light and screen. Putting up stuff from the past until I start making new hot spicy content to shitpost relentlessly for you, one of my dozens of loyal followers, or you, one of my many many more and much more loyal bots trying to catfish me. by @rang_drangus

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2 years ago

It's almost the third trimester of March, a time for reflection (two hours in the mirror daily). I've been practicing gratitude every morning before I wake up. You're welcome. But there's a lot of horseshit going on in the world, and even more bullshit (soo many cows out there). But I think this post will save everybody, or at least get me sponsored by the Yakuza or even the guy who invented Rob Schneider if he's not working on any new projects. Enjoy these photographs. To quote the immortal words of Oprah Winfrey, "Hi I have a reservation for Oprah. At 7:30. For three. Ok, is it fine if we wait at the bar?" by @rang_drangus

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5 years ago

Last year I spent 5 days at a 6 week Hip Hop and Astrology Workshop at @sohohouse in the West Village, right in the beating heart of New York, where Rap was invented. It was really hard for me, you guys. But I learned a lot about myself--mainly that I'm allergic to BULLSHIT CRITICISM and also the garlic powder they use at Soho Ho WV. That stuff made me incredibly difficult to be around. I could never remember my instructor's name, which showed me that even when life gives you a name tag, there really actually are no labels that come close to our True Selves. Today I speak my Truth, raw and ass naked. Special thanks to my legal roommate @italo_americano, and to my pharmacist for continuing to give me Klonopin and Burt's Bees even though my doctor cut me off from both. by @rang_drangus

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After three years of selling feet pics door-to-door and taking coins from fountains, I’m finally ready to accept a real life jawb. Hire me! I won’t take “no” for an answer, bit I will take “nah” or “Sir, the cops are on their way” for an answer. I’ll freakin’ do whatever, as long as “whatever” agrees with my lard-based diet and my pal Antony Hipple, who WILL come along with me. Antony is training to be North America’s fattest mime, so you’ll need to provide the invisible butter to unstick him from the invisible mime doorways that HE WILL GET STUCK IN. Anyways, I’m new to this whole Apple Computer thing so that’s my excuse if this ain’t as professional as you’d like it to could be for the best and stuff. by @rang_drangus

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