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Official Instagram account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield.

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So what? So let’s dance! 🤯 by @rodneynorespect

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Rodney’s top 100 jokes in honor of Rodney’s 100th tomorrow. 💯 by @rodneynorespect

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“I tell ya, my wife is never nice. She won a trip to Las Vegas for two. She went twice.” by @rodneynorespect

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“I tell ya, in my neighborhood everybody’s tough. Even the people in business, they think tough. There’s a bank on my block. In this bank, if you open a savings account they give you a free carving knife and point out two victims.” by @rodneynorespect

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“Dr. Vinnie Boombatz. He wrote that best selling book, How To Sleep Alone and Enjoy It.” by @rodneynorespect

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“I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’”
Rodney Dangerfield (Nov 22, 1921 – Oct 5, 2004) by @rodneynorespect

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𝗬𝗢𝗨’𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗔𝗟 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡. 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗦 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧?
Maybe other people feel that way. I don’t picture myself as anything. I could never be a big shot. When I go into a hotel and a bellhop grabs my bag, I feel like I should be carrying it. I’m just one of the masses. I know that people like me, but I don’t lay it on so much. (📷: @msgphoto for Time Magazine, 2004) by @rodneynorespect

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“This meeting of Losers Anonymous will now come to order.” by @rodneynorespect

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“My dog, he started trouble again. He went over to the front door, he started to bark. I went over, I opened the front door. The dog didn’t want to go out, he wanted me to leave.” by @rodneynorespect

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“I tell ya, you talk to people today you don’t know what to expect. You don’t know who to believe. Girls say things like, ‘It’s all right if a man is older than a woman, age makes no difference. Looks is not important. Money means nothing.’ That’s what they say, but I never met a girl yet who fell in love with an old, ugly man who’s broke.” by @rodneynorespect

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“It was my boy’s birthday last week. Had a little party, brought out the cake, the kid blew out all the candles. I said to him, ‘I hope your wish comes true.’ He said, ‘If it does, that’s the last time you’ll watch me blow out candles.’” #TheInkofNoRespect (Tattoo by @mattjacksontattoos) by @rodneynorespect

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“But right now, let’s take a funny look at The Depression.” by @rodneynorespect

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