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i have to post a memorial for beef so everyone knows how good he was (and should ideally feel guilty that their less cute, less nice, less funny, and less special cats have outlived him). you can stop reading now if you're not beef.

MY DEAREST BABY BEEF,

i assume you have ascended and became an omnipotent entity who can now read this.
i love you so much forever and ever and ever and ever.
you were supposed to live forever, so i am a little mad tbh. but maybe you're just too sweet and perfect for this world. i suppose it wouldn't be fair if you got to be the best cat ever AND live a full life. maybe.
you can make ghost biscuits on me whenever you want, and i hope i die soon so we can hang out again if that's how death works. i can also still run the faucet for you when i'm in the bathroom if you want, just lmk.
you are the best kitty this world has ever seen... please have fun in kitty heaven. i hope there are lots of plastic bags there for you, my natural kitty boy.....

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! by @rrrrrden

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hi my friends
And strangers and acquaintances
and enemies if i have those by @rrrrrden

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2 months ago

Mee

Monty cat

Money bags 👀💰 by @rrrrrden

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2 months ago

wore a hat for the sole purpose of doing this song for karaoke, only for someone else to have the gall to do it first... #notcool by @rrrrrden

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7 months ago

Ich und Beef by @rrrrrden

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8 months ago

by @rrrrrden

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8 months ago

Streets are saying Disney's New Zootopia 2©️ is a yummy hit?!?! by @rrrrrden

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9 months ago

septemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i'm bored i felt like posting something by @rrrrrden

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a year ago

WAAAAAAHHHH
역시 김카이... 다음에 디트로이트에 오세요. 제발요. taken in The Fox Theatre by @rrrrrden

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a year ago

Happy back to school season everybody by @rrrrrden

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a year ago

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ by @rrrrrden

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a year ago

by @rrrrrden

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2 years ago