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SCIF Rat 🐀 Supply Co
The unofficial morale page of the Intelligence Community.
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New SCIF...New weirdos and beardos. #airforcehumor by @scif_rat_supply_co
Fighting for my life just to get through the brief. Please. Hold your questions. #airforcehumor by @scif_rat_supply_co
🚨 THE VAULT IS OPENING 🚨⁠ The SCIF is humming, the badge reader’s been bypassed, and Mort finally pried the vault open (probably just to complain).⁠ ⁠ Welcome to SCIF RAT SUPPLY CO — your new source for high-tier morale merch built for intel gremlins, ops goblins, and anyone trapped behind badge readers and coffee breath.⁠ ⁠ 🧃 Stickers? Savage.⁠ 🧥 Patches? Spicy.⁠ 🪪 Vibes? Sarcastic and over it.⁠ ⁠ If you’ve ever blacked out in a CONOP brief, rage-stapled an OPREP, or survived a “fun” run on two hours of sleep and five cups of black coffee — this place is for you.⁠ ⁠ 🛒 Shop is officially live at SCIFRATSUPPLYCO.COM⁠ 📦 Orders ship in 3–5 biz days⁠ 📮 Most ship cheap via envelope (unless it’s thick with morale)⁠ ⁠ ➡️ Hit the site. Stock is limited.⁠ 💬 Tag your section. Post it to the group chat.⁠ Because every sticker is an opinion — and you’ve got a lot of those.⁠ ⁠ #SCIFRatSupplyCo #VaultLife #IntelGremlinApproved #MoralePatches #StickerDoctrine #TopSecretSarcasm by @scif_rat_supply_co
You didn’t need it by COB. You needed it off your to-do list before you went on leave. There’s a difference. 🐀 by @scif_rat_supply_co
The slides are mine. The font is mine. The coin is not. Tag the analyst who has clapped through this exact ceremony. They know the tempo. by @scif_rat_supply_co
The cake came out of the coffee fund. They still drink the coffee. They no longer pay into the fund. They also now make twice the pay. #intelhumor by @scif_rat_supply_co
@OSINTdefender posts “BREAKING” and suddenly my Sunday has a suspense. Not because I’ve verified it. Because the commander has already fucking seen it. “Are we tracking this?” I am now, sir. From under my weighted blanket. by @scif_rat_supply_co
Armed for any question. Sourced for every follow-up. Prepared for the one guy who always asks "but how do you know?" by @scif_rat_supply_co
CLEARED TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 🫡 You passed the background investigation. You have the qualifications. You have the clearance eligibility. You have absolutely no idea when you'll be allowed to do your actual job. Your account request needs approval. Your approver is on leave. Your training requires access. Your access requires training. Your ticket has been closed because IT was unable to reach you on the system you can't log into. Meanwhile, leadership would like to know why you haven't contributed to the mission. YOU ARE NOT A PERSONNEL SHORTAGE. YOU ARE AN ACCESS REQUEST WITH A PAYCHECK. 💀 How long did it take you to actually become operational at your last assignment? by @scif_rat_supply_co
Technically all of us are monitoring the situation. by @scif_rat_supply_co
The attachment is coming from inside the house. You deleted it. Corrected it. Sent the fucking link. “I just used the one on my desktop.” Happy Halloween to everyone watching a retracted assessment get a standing ovation. Which filename finally broke you? by @scif_rat_supply_co
Happy for them. Devastated for us. Mostly devastated about the folder structure only they understood by @scif_rat_supply_co

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