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Shane Dylan Schoeman

@shanedylan96

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Living life one bruh moment at a time.

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"A wild 30 year old spotted in his natural habitat at about 19:30 at night. These creatures are unusually tired for their age and they are rarely seen outside of their comfort zones past 17:00...They try to attract a mate by posting the most peculiar and unusual memes to social media, hoping that a female would approach. Alas, No female seems interested in his mating call..."
-David Attenborough (Don't fact check me...😂) by @shanedylan96

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13 days ago

Contrary to popular belief, He is still alive...🤣 by @shanedylan96

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25 days ago

I thought being tall would come with more perks... It's all lies I tell ya🤣 by @shanedylan96

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a month ago

A little Bang Bang, Skeet Skeet if you will🤣 #Warzone #southafrica #warzonesouthafrica #codza #callofduty by @shanedylan96

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a month ago

So I'm turning 30 this month... I'm basically middle aged now (I didn't even expect to make it to 30 tbh)🤣 by @shanedylan96

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2 months ago

Anybody play COD?😅 Add me up: PSN: ShaneD96
#callofduty #cod #playstation #playstationsouthafrica #blackops7 by @shanedylan96

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7 months ago

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7 months ago

I never give a company a lot of credit, but I have to give @paris2dubai_sa credit for their fragrances. Affordable and extremely well made. I think I have enough now to last me a couple of years. taken in Pretoria, South Africa by @shanedylan96

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10 months ago

There is no bond better than the bond between a mother and her last born child. by @shanedylan96

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a year ago

Less words, More meaning.
Fuck cheesy captions that has nothing to do with the photo.🤷🏽‍♂️ by @shanedylan96

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a year ago

Didn't think I'd be raising 2 little gremlins this year😅 Haven't had to raise puppies in 12 years. by @shanedylan96

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2 years ago

All the cats were out today.
#pretoriazoo #pretoriazoologicalgardens #nationalzoologicalgardensofsouthafrica taken in National Zoological Garden by @shanedylan96

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2 years ago