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Storyteller/Synesthete/keeper of memories. Recurring/lucid dreams about tornadoes 🌪

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Anybody else take selfies with their pets? Pic or it didn’t happen. by @slroitman

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11 days ago

The world has enough Big Dick Energy. Now, more than ever, we need Big Clit Energy. by @slroitman

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13 days ago

I’m going on another tornado tour. Because stand-up comedy doesn’t provide enough chaos-
I needed to add a funnel cloud!
🎤🌪️🤣 by @slroitman

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17 days ago

Who sent me these cookies?
And thank you!
I’m getting lipo in December,
so LET’S EAT! by @slroitman

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25 days ago

Roitman by @slroitman

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a month ago

Imagine that in fall colors @siberian_reinhardt by @slroitman

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a month ago

Thanks again to wesmeek for another amazing tornado! 🫶🏻🌪️ taken in Greasy Art Supply by @slroitman

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2 months ago

My aunt’s only in town for 24 hours. The open mics will still be there tomorrow. taken in Kenwick by @slroitman

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2 months ago

Holy $#!T.

McDonald’s brought back the old-school fried apple pie instead of that baked imposter.

My childhood just stood up, brushed off a Marlboro, and said, “Told you I wasn’t dead.” by @slroitman

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3 months ago

My menopause curls arrived! by @slroitman

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3 months ago

What did you do this weekend? Oh, laughed at some super funny comedians going head-to-head. And I cracked a joke or two.
📸 Aubrey Carter taken in The Spot: Lex by @slroitman

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4 months ago

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4 months ago