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Potet er godt. 🥔
🐜 Bugs, birdies and hopefully some intestinal parasites 🪱
Støtt rehabilitering av lomvi! ↘️
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So I of course HAVE to show you where we pooped! 💩🚽🧻As you'll notice in the highly informative video at the end of this post, this isn't just any toilet! TWO humans can poop at once! Dual pooping! Side by side! SYNCHRONIZED!!! 🥳Pretty fancy and impressive huh?! Obviously the perfect romantic destination for couples looking to strengthen their freshly budding relationship. 💩🫂💩It was also the only place with a vaguely functioning wifi signal, so I did plenty of duolingo'ing in there. 🚻🚽🧻🚽#lundefugl#birdsinflight#puffin#toiletfacilities#couplestravelgoals by @spolormen

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After making sure she had gathered a respectable-sized amount of humans with photogear most likely worth a few million dollars, Phoebe delivered what might very well have been the most anticlimactic 💩 I've ever witnessed.. 🥱My toothpaste tube can 💩 better. 🪥📸💰💩#lundefugl#anticlimactic#birdpoop#puffin#fraterculaarctica by @spolormen

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If you're heading to Runde, there's one thing you SHOULDN'T miss out on: Johan, Captain of Aquila, in his natural habitat. 🌊Against all odds, nobody was pooped on. 😭Statistically, nobody should have left poop-free..I have the worst luck. 😮‍💨⚓️🚤🛟#runde#seagullfriend#rundeboattrip#birdisland #fuglefjell by @spolormen

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9 days ago

I'm AAALMOST done going through my 13043 vacation pictures!! I have selected a handful of my finest work, as an appetizer while you wait for the rest.. 🥦Now please enjoy my rare and breathtaking glimpses into the private lives of puffins photographed by me, with my outstanding extraordinary camera skills. 👌True masterpieces, if I may say so myself. ☺️🐧🦜🐧#atlanticpuffin#lundefugl#fraterculaarctica #puffin#summervacation2026 by @spolormen

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15 days ago

Today is International Guillemot Appreciation Day!! 🐧And, as I'm sure many of you know, it's also Pride Month. 💛🧡💚💙💜Herbert, open-minded as he is, would like you all to know that he wholeheartedly supports and celebrates diversity: He'll eat fish of every shape, size and orientation equally. After all, everyone deserves to feel included. 🫶Especially in his digestive system. 😋🐟🐡🐠#loveislove#pride2026#lomvi #guillemotappreciationday#uriaaalge by @spolormen

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a month ago

Vacation starts tonight, which means leaving little Petunia behind for a week! 🚐But don't worry, she has a luxurious home in my garden, with a self-replenishing supply of chubby ants! I suspect she will assume I've been eaten by a puffin after a few days. But given that her interests range from ant to slightly larger ant, she'll recover almost immediately and go on with her enthuastically murderous life. 🍖🐜I'll be back eventually.. assuming she noticed I was ever gone. 🙄🐜🐜🐜#barskoghopper#dendryphantesrudis#salticinae#jumpingspider#spiderphotography by @spolormen

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On Sunday I'm heading off on vacation to visit my delightfully smelly friend, Phoebe Puffin! 🐧 I've packed accordingly, it's so important to make an impeccable first impression when meeting a puffin colony consisting of 54504 puffins. Hopefully, they will accept me as the 54505th. 👔I've never been more appropriately dressed for a vacation. 👌🌞⛱️👙#imnormaliswear #puffin #lundefugl#puffinsofinstagram#fraterculaarctica by @spolormen

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DWAYNE IS NOT DEAD.Identifying the remains proved extremely difficult, and when the suspect Morty Marten was questioned, he confidently stated that it was definitely Dwayne he had eaten. 🍖With no sign of Dwayne anywhere, I considered the case closed.. 🪦UNTIL DWAYNE SHOWED UP.According to Dwayne, the victim was his ancient 7 year old grandmother, brutally consumed by Morty as Dwayne watched from a nearby 🌲. Traumatized, he fled three hills away while the rest of us incorrectly declared him deceased. We are now declearing him undeceased. 🙄👵👵🏾👵🏼#notdeadyet #svartmeis#periparusater #coaltit#birdsoftheforest by @spolormen

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How often do you 💩 per day?!Personally, I'm a one-💩-every-morning kind of human, with the occasional bonus 💩 later in the day. 🚽Vivian Vole here informed me she 💩s 73 💩s every single day! Can you imagine yourself doing that?? That's 3,04 💩s an hour!! 🧻I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.. but I think I'm leaning towards impressed. 💩 🐭💩🐭#klatremus#toilethabits#myodesglareolus#bankvole#pooptalk by @spolormen

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2 months ago

Today, I felt obligated to post a picture of Pipp.. 🙄And I must warn you.. not only does he have the worst sour-peanut breath I have ever encountered, he also possesses one of the smelliest toes known to my nose, surpassed only by my dear mother's unearthly toe stench. 🪐 🦶AND (as if that's not repugnant enough), he is obsessed with the taste of his own toes, as demonstrated in this very photograph. ⬆️Happy World Parrot Day.. 🤢🦜😵😷#redbelliedparrot #poicephalusrufiventris#rødbukspapegøye#worldparrotday2026#feetlicking by @spolormen

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Don't worry, the risk of collision remains minimal (67%). All flight paths are carefully coordinated, vaguely communicated, and mostly understood by roughly a third of all parties involved. ✈️🪂🚁🛸#safeflight#commonsandpiper#strandsnipe#blackheadedgull #chroicocephalusridibundus by @spolormen

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2 months ago

This... is a 🐰. I would run if I were you. 💨🐰🐰🐰#bunnygram#itscoming#domesticrabbit#svartskogkolonial#youcanrunbutyoucanthide by @spolormen

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