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β€’ notes so simple a potato could use them 🌱
β€’ spud & gary are waiting πŸ₯”πŸŒ
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a potato ranks every way you cook it πŸ₯” mashed: f tier. they hit him with a hammer (it's called a masher). baked: a tier, until the fork. fries: s tier. no notes. gary has one more for the list. 🐌 spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #potato #tierlist #food #fries #animation by @spudnote
i'm a little bit nicotine πŸ† potatoes, tomatoes and eggplants are nightshades, the same plant family as tobacco. and they all make a tiny bit of nicotine. πŸ… plants make it as a natural bug poison. farmers used to spray it on crops. πŸ› but it's tiny. one cigarette's worth is about 10 kg of eggplant, or roughly your body weight in potatoes. πŸ₯” gary still blames it for the chips. it's the salt, gary. πŸ§‚ spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #potato #science #didyouknow #plants by @spudnote
He asked for a trim βœ‚οΈπŸŒΏ spud wanted just a little off the top. gary is a snail with scissors. every snip, it grew back bigger. πŸ₯” there's a bird living in it now. he's a regular. 🐦 gary went in to finish the job. nobody has seen gary since. πŸ‘€ spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #haircut #barber #potato #snail by @spudnote
bees have to scream at my flowers 🐝 potato flowers have no nectar. the pollen is locked inside a little yellow cone with one tiny hole at the tip. 🌼 a bumblebee grabs on and shakes about 340 times a second until the pollen pours out. it's called buzz pollination, and it sounds higher than a normal buzz. 🐝 honeybees just chew the cone open. some tomato farmers use little vibrating wands instead. πŸ… spud asked for a demonstration. he regrets it. πŸ₯” spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #bees #potato #science #didyouknow by @spudnote
my snail is a landlord 🐌🏠 there's a door in gary's shell. kevin rents the top floor. three leaves a month, utilities included. πŸƒ spud lives in a hole in the dirt. gary owns the dirt. since tuesday. πŸ₯” kevin would like his hot water fixed. kevin will be waiting. 🚿 spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #landlord #rent #snail #potato by @spudnote
he asked for $10 to make potato salad πŸ₯”πŸ’Έ in 2014 a man put up a kickstarter asking for $10 to make potato salad. almost 7,000 people gave him $55,492. 🀯 $1 got your name said out loud while he made it. $3 got you a bite. he made 300 pounds of it, threw a party called potatostock, and the money went to fighting hunger in ohio. ❀️ spud has questions. gary would like a bite. 🐌 spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #potato #potatosalad #kickstarter #internethistory by @spudnote
the first toy on tv was a crime πŸ₯”πŸ“Ί in 1952 mr. potato head became the first toy ever advertised on tv. the box had eyes, noses and mouths on pins, but no body. you brought your own potato. πŸ₯”πŸ“Œ over a million sold in the first year. then the potatoes started to rot, safety rules came in, and in 1964 the real potato got swapped for plastic. πŸͺ¦ gary would like a mustache. 🐌 spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #potato #mrpotatohead #toyhistory #didyouknow by @spudnote
he's hosing the snail πŸŒπŸ’¦ live from the balcony: the watering, called like a grand final. πŸ† water the soil, not the leaves. wet leaves catch diseases, wet soil feeds the roots. 🌱 spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #potato #gardening #gardeningtips #plants by @spudnote
my mom was a tomato πŸ…πŸ₯” 9 million years ago, a tomato and a wild plant from chile crossed, and the very first potato was born. 🌱 neither parent could grow a single potato. the tomato had the switch, the wild plant had the underground stems. together? potatoes. 🧬 now there are over 100 wild kinds. all thanks to a tomato. πŸ”οΈ spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #potato #tomato #didyouknow #science by @spudnote
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spud meets peg (and the one i made) πŸͺ΅πŸ‘€ googly eyes, super glue, a tiny peg. how hard can it be. πŸͺ΅ the real one was not impressed. 😢 pinchkins is my little clothesline peg game. spudnote is my potato to-do app. both on the app store now 🌱 pinchkins.com/get spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #pinchkins #expectationvsreality #indiegame #googlyeyes by @spudnote
why your brain reads you your to-do list at 2am πŸŒ™πŸ₯” it's not just you. unfinished stuff keeps popping back into your head. 🧠 in a 2011 study (masicampo & baumeister), making a specific plan for an unfinished goal stopped it from intruding on people's thoughts. so give each one a when. ⏰ in spudnote, every thought is a sprout, and a reminder is one tap: tonight, tomorrow or next week. 🌱 and when it's done, you pull it out. it screams. that part's just for fun. πŸ₯• spudnote is on the app store now 🌱 spudnote.com/instagram #spudnote #productivity #adhd #overthinking #psychology by @spudnote

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