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The Jacqui LAMBIE Network ⬛🟡

Another day, another video about a Minor Party in Australian politics. This time it's the Jacqui Lambie Network! I think the "jokes" about her are abhorrent. I think mocking an injury brought about from military service is shameful, and I think that specifically mocking a prolapsed vagina is particularly disgusting. Pauline Hanson should know better, but here we are. As with any of my Minor Party videos, I've tried to give you a basic rundown of who these guys are. Pretty much a Tasmania focused party, but worth talking about regardless. I like Jacqui, I think she's genuine.

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6 hours ago

a Mate of Mine's GoFundMe 🔥💥

This is absolutely devastating, a lifetime of memories & the house has gone up in smoke. The family are amazing people & don't deserve this sort of circumstance at this point in their life. Can you all do me a favour? Help me to help them. Let's fully fund this GoFundMe & help get them over the line. I would really appreciate it!

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12 hours ago

Dating a Conservative Man ♂️ 🚹 💏

Sometimes I feel like people are their own worst enemies, you know? 😂. Conservative dudes would LOVE dating a trans man, by the numbers, if they could just wiggle around the definitions & ignore the voice in the back of their head. I'm like 95% joking & 5% serious, some of my mates would be better off if they took this advice hahahaha.

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#ConservativeMen #TransHumor #BestOfBothWorlds #GenderSatire #AussieHumor

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a day ago

NEW Jersey for the Collection!!! 🐔🐓🐦‍🔥

Woop woop, ask & you shall receive! I got a Thirlmere Roosters jersey! Big shout-out & thanks to my mate Phoenix, he's a good egg. Two down and only a few to go! 💪.

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The Australian Democrats 🟩🟡

Continuing my series about Minor Parties in Australia with a group who set the entire movement back a generation. One of the most successful minor parties in the history of the country, at their peak the Australian Democrats had NINE federal senators and the balance of power in the senate. They spoke a big game about holding the major parties to account & they were absolutely the face of the third party / minor party movement for a couple of decades or more. Once they finally HELD that power though, in the early 2000s, they rubber-stamped the GST for Howard AND they signed preference deals with Labor & The Greens in an attempt to lock in THEIR power (in a complete backflip from what they said they'd do to their members). So naturally, their entire voter base reacted accordingly & wiped them off the board in response.

Trying to claim credit for the feminine hygiene products not being included in the GST when they are the SPECIFIC REASON that women paid taxes on tampons for almost 20 years is just shameful. They CAUSED that problem, they didn't PREVENT it, and they clearly cannot be trusted in matters of truth. Don't even get me started on "every day food items" and the difference between frozen pies or cooked ones... they're relying on your ignorance & poor memory.

Whenever you hear someone over the age of 40 say that "all politicians are the same, they all break promises, they're all just self interested" it is precisely BECAUSE OF THE AUSTRALIAN DEMOCRATS that those people feel that way. We had a thriving & robust minor party presence in Australia and the Australian Democrats betrayal of their voter base CAUSED the near death of it. They CAUSED the growth of disenfranchised & disengaged voters in this country. Don't believe the lies, put them last on your ballot.

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#AustralianDemocrats #GSTDeal #MinorPartiesAustralia #KeepTheBastardsHonest #AustralianPolitics

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2 days ago

Incredulity About ABORTION 👶🚫😂

I'm gonna try to avoid making ANOTHER video about this, because I feel like I've made like 5 videos on the topic in the last 6 months 😂. I'm just gonna start linking people in the comments to this one & hope it serves as a solid rebuttal or whatever. Yes, I said whatever I said, that IS indeed my opinion lmao. Incredulity is not an argument.

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Who are the ANIMAL JUSTICE PARTY? 🐕🐈🐄

Episode TWO of my Minor Party series, this time it's the Animal Justice Party! 3 state upper house MPs, no federal presence, but a good vibe & a record of working hard once successful. They won't get my Number ONE vote, but they'll feature in the top half of my preferences, probably. What do you think about the Animal Justice Party?

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#AnimalJusticeParty #AJP #AustralianPolitics #AnimalRights #MinorParties

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2 days ago

Crimson Rosella 🦜

Just a quick bird video. Gorgeous lil fella; looking for a home? Adorable find at Thirlmere Lakes National Park. Deep reds and blues!

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3 days ago

FREE Abortions for Victoria! 👶🙅🚫

Sound policy from both sides of the aisle! What is this, Christmas?! Free Abortions incoming for Victoria; you get an abortion, you get an abortion, you get an abortion - EVERYONE WHO WANTS AN ABORTION GETS AN ABORTION!!! The Liberal Party have come out & announced that they're matching Labor's policy & that it'll get done after the election either way. Interesting times in the electorate!

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3 days ago

WHAT is a Minor Party??? 🗳️✅

(Legalise Cannabis Australia Party)

Who do I vote for? Generally independents or minor parties, where and when I can. What's a minor party? I'm glad you asked. I'm going to make a whole series where I talk about when each party started, who started it, and what their major influence is these days at a state or federal level. We begin with the Legalise Cannabis Party, which pretty much does what it says on the tin. They advocate for legalisation of cannabis in Australia. I'm thinking I'll do Animal Justice Party next, but let me know! Who do you want to see a video about next?

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3 days ago

UPDATE: The Not-Carrots Are Doing Well 🤷🤪 🌻

That is a HUGE BUG that probably eats my leaves... but he can chill. I don't mind his presence. There's a couple cute flowers in the bed & a bunch of long stemmy things too - they're definitely not carrots, but whatever they are, I enjoy looking at them lmao. Figured you guys might want an update since it's been a while.

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3 days ago

Savin' Turtles 🐢🐢🐢

Saw this guy as I was driving along & thought I should give him a hand. They're cute little fellas these long necks, worth stopping & helping out whenever you see them. Shout-out to the folks who didn't run me over, that's an 80 zone right there hahaha. Appreciate you guys.

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