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• 🏡London 🇬🇧 • Toronto📍• 6"8 • Engineer •Fried chicken • Cars • Sports • Greek and Spanish • Well, that's me summed up in the bullet point format

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Omg, London was so cool, I definitely have to go back sometime 🇬🇧💂🏿🧳

#WorldTraveler #TravelBlog #TravelInfluencer #Travel #NothingButTravel #NomadLife #NoPersonality #FashionBlogger #Bellend #London #LondonOntario #KeepCalmAndDontCarryOn #Cuntology #Butlight by @stretchyx

My mother told me yesterday that I was adopted. After looking at our family snaps from the weekend it's all starting to make sense now 🥉 #FamilyBanter #DwarfsOfInstagram #Love by @stretchyx

TCS Toronto Waterfront Marathon - Time: 02:13:17

Not bad for a self proclaimed Olympic Athlete who exclusively eats chocolate cake every day 🍫🍪🍰🍩

Thank you to everyone who ran with me and everyone who supported me along the way. We've also raised a bit of money for a children's charity, so all in all, not a bad result, eh! 💖

#TCSTorontoWaterfrontMarathon #TorontoMarathon #OlympicAthlete #115 #Lululemon by @stretchyx

Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Stretch 🇬🇷📜🏺

#brainrot by @stretchyx

It's done 🇨🇦🇬🇧

#TheyGotMeHalfPrice by @stretchyx

My first race that didn't involve 4 wheels or an engine. ⁣
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From my yard to Finsbury Park station, 10k done⁣ and maybe a half marathon next 🇬🇧🦒

#EliteVarsityAthlete #ProfessionalRunner #MoFarahAcademy #ForestLump #SpursAreGoingDown by @stretchyx

I think I caused some chaos this weekend. ⁣⁣
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We got the best tourist, he's from the UK, he's a great guy, my god he's great. He hates Chyna more than I do, he's a true patriot. Chyna Chyna Chyna, he's tall, he's tall like Barron. I said Barron is going to be taller than you, Barrons got good jeans, the best jeans.⁣⁣ Chyna
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I love America 🇺🇸💓☘️🐦‍🔥⁣
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#USA #Chiraq #Chyna #HMSdragon #KissMeImNotIrish GrabMyButtImGreek by @stretchyx

2025 photo dump ⭐

Vote Reform by @stretchyx

Lisbon ain't great for your knees or liver but she's a beauty 🇵🇹🍖🍹

#ShitPhotographer by @stretchyx

Gandhi, what an architect 🇪🇸🐂

#Olé #ElDiablos #VivaEspaña #LaPesadilla #DosCervezasPorfavor by @stretchyx

When your work trip turns into an inside job ✈️✈️🔓 #Van #BBC #SliceOfTruth #BushDid911 #DeepDishSecrets #JetFuelCantMeltDankMemes #Pizzagate by @stretchyx

Main character Summer '24 - 🌞🕺🏿🦄

#xoxoGossipGirl #StopTheBoats by @stretchyx