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had some rlly amazing opportunities lately so i am feeling v grateful grapefruit ♪‧₊˚ anyways here is a tiny photo dump & also i just uploaded a mini mix onto soundcloud !
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thank u teletech hardcore x I’m now going to dj at my best mates sister’s wedding x
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keep up!!!
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PEBCHELLLAAAA🌅 AUDIO N FLASH WARNING AFFFF 🤍 AMBIENT TO TRANCE TO HARDCORE BABY my ice cold heart melted on Sunday 💋🤍 I legit thought no one was gonna come n was crashing tf out and after one of the worst months ever THANKKK YOU for coming to dance w me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 5 hours of DJing literally flew by esp w the help of my loves @d_zhelev @aydj.mp3 @hollyamorous.x @willowj.dj and @m.h.d.p.a (@yyre___ @_turboshandy_ @f0ulm0uth_ @p3tra.bomb @oliverr_l )💖 Obviously a huge shout to @_turboshandy_ @andrew_boardy and @aydj.mp3 AKA team @kuta_mcr for making this happen and @stageandradiomcr for havin us on a chill Sunday 💋 Much love and thanks to the goats @_jimoth on lights and @idalija for the amazing vids 💖💖 ILYASMMN OKAYYY bye forever xxxxxxxxx
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INFO FOR TODAY/TONITE.. Nothing says party like a huge list of rules! ..here you humanoids the big list that you crave Seeya later -Cpt Jdr xox [Fikitional Footworking Juke-Jungle Ruler of the Kosmos] 🎶: @charlie_fracture & @nectax Cool Runnings
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CONFESSIONS.. Forgive me earthlings for I have sinned.. I’ve lured you to our holy fast bash on Sunday but I’ve also lined up some heathen Midtempo experiments to bamboozle you at slightly lower [still quite zippy] tempos ..not quite as fast is the new even faster!! Isabella Rose Usually found amongst the Amen duties with @spun we’ve lured Issy out the Jungle for this one to bushwack us with some of her favourite breakbeat hardcore ..hoovers stabs & all! 2Cute2Cue A usual suspect at Hardwerk & now a fully qualified @Sprite enthusiast, what this earthling doesn’t know about Electroey stuff, Booty Bass flavours & carbonated citrus beverages isn’t worth hearing. Right on cue they’re returning from spritely exile to bring some zippy slam to our sunday afternoon Info in the usual place Design by @aliensorcerer Cpt Jdr [Fiktional Breakbeat Electro-ician of the Outer Realms]
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JAILBREAK  No day party worth breaking into [ ..or out of] is complete without a selection of scoundrels to slather you in noise ..we’ve profiled several of ours just so you can keep an eye-out ..can’t be too careful when there’s button-pushers on the loose.. Turbo Shandy  On Day Release from HMP @kuta_mcr don’t give this kingpin a chance or he will fill your bonce with all sorts of Hardcore, Gabbery stuff, big twisted saw kicks & pre-mixed alcoholic drinks This Gabberghoul masterminded the infamous Queen Vic Smirnoff Ice Heist of Southport Pontins 2021 & is not to be trusted under any circumstances ..but he’s closing out on Sunday for us anyway putting the Turbo in our Shandy Baba Sketch  Known to be at large & operating in the Cheetham Hill area this one is no stranger to Bag Factory & the DBA ..we’re expecting ‘em to return to the scene of previous speedy crimes  shelling out all sorts of 160+ goodness & latincore swing on sunday ..a reet sketchy character indeed.. Info in the usual spot Design by @aliensorcerer - Cpt Jdr [Fiktional Hardcore Hooligan of all 160 Dimensions]
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ROAD RAGE 💥 We’ve done a U-turn on our Sunday bash’s curfew & confirm we’re now hurtling all the way to 11:30pm..   ..whats more reports are zooming in of some foolish human causing a turbo club music pileup on the M160..  Crash! Bang! Skate! Dribble! Wallop!  Oh NO.. they’re getting out the car .. & ..attempting to footwork… Thankfully no injuries are being reported besides the dignity of all involved   Greater MCR Fun Police report that multiple other speedy sounds like Jungle-Tekno, Hardcore & all sorts of 160+ zoom were also involved, but are thankfully also uninjured ..full incident report on RA 🔗 NEVER GET IN A VEHICLE WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN FOOTWORK... ..try yourself with us on Sunday instead! ..in broad daylight! ..with fellow [ ..fast] appreciators -Cpt JDR [Fiktional Juke-Jungle General of your Local Dual Carriageway]  🎶: @djclent & @djcoreybdh on @jukebouncewerk
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NEEOWWMM! As one of the many PeRKS of WeRKing with us, we can offer you your very own turbo vehicle for creative confusion..  ..come to our next fast bash on Sunday 29th March & test drive any genres you like mashed together into a big mess at high speed! It will be class! [ ..hmm ..but that’s what we would say if trying to sell you a shiny new automobile/old banger] On RA & our profile! -Cpt JDR [Jungle-Juking Teknition Experimenter of the Outer Realms] 🎶: Tekno Juke - @addisongroove
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A big thank you to @m.h.d.p.a who put on a fundraiser at the DBA at the end of February. As a result of our efforts we managed to raise £412.50 for @transmutualaidmanchester and an additional £412.50 towards the Joseph Holts Childrens Charities Appeal now raising total funds to £1600 towards our £2k target. A big thank you and shout out to the DJs who played! @princess.elf.bar @jessrosauk @t3neyez @yyre___ @wor_lass @alioiofficial @babasketchh @_eobr @izzybolt @atalayafuego @_turboshandy_ @valerianroute @fkahardcore
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PSST!..👀 Our Sun 29th March fast bash is fast approaching.. Time’s running out to grass up your mates for not WeRKING hard enough in your area. Here’s some handy advice to ensure your friends/neighbours/human thralls behaviour is all up to speed & compliant with our pro-zoom doctrine.. Deviant behaviour highly encouraged. Fast foot movement expected. Tickets/Call-out cards in the usual anonymous spot.. - Cpt JDR [Fiktional Footworking Jungle-Juke watchman of the Milky Way] 🎵: Username & Marsh Crane - Repetition
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THE LORDE’s WeRK 👟⚡️ Hard times call for fast tunes! Our pro-zoom crusade returns.. We’re back at @bagfactorymcr on the holiest & most inconvenient of days [ ..Sun 29th March] with a few of our favourite local lackeys keen to torture your hearts & feet with a fast & classy Sunday Service.. Cancel any daft humiliation sports or static dog walks you had planned [ ..yes that’s an order human] & join us back in our top Salford escape pod once again for all sorts of speedy cretinous fun ..there’s even word of some zippy mid-tempo stuff earlier on [ -shudder- ] £5 tickets in the usual sacred sites Cpt JDR [Fiktional Footworking High Priest of Hybrid Traxx on Orion’s Belt] Flip of designs by @beondablu_ & @aliensorcerer
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