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what a weekend 💙🌊
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me when i’m a crab.
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what is a jayhawk??? #FkU #beatkansas
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MIZZOU RAHHHHHHH GO TIGERS 🐯🔥🔥🐯🐯🐯🐅🐅🐅what a game!!! we were not looking too hot in the beginning BUT NEVERTHELESS WE WON 🙌🤩🤩🤩🤩 i like to think i was a major contributing factor to us winning bc when i yelled at the tv they listened ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ANYWAY the other day i was trying to turn onto the street AND A MOTORIZED BIKE COMES FLYING AT ME ON THE SIDEWALK???? GET OFF OF THERE PAL YOU ARE NOT A PEDESTRIAN 😡😡😡😡 i’ve discovered a new love for beans 🫘 🫘🫘🫘🫘 who was gonna tell me that they were so delicious 🤤 matter of fact WHO WAS KEEPING THEM FROM ME BC I WILL DEAL WITH YOU PROMPTLY 😡😡😡😡 i turned 20!!!!! not much to say about that honestly but my dad came down here last weekend and boy was it an eventful trip!!!! we went to rally house and i saw this cute baby tee and i was about to buy it when i noticed it was a child’s shirt… not a baby tee but a baby’s tee🤩🤩🤩 anyway i decided not to get anything from there but dad found a polo he wanted to buy. we go up to the checkout and the lady tells us the total…it was $95 dollars 😬😬😬 i thought that dad just wanted to splurge on himself so i didn’t think anything of it … until we left and he started looking for the tag on the shirt… he thought it was $30 😭😭😭 i offered to take it back for him but he decided to wear it… consider it an investment piece!!! 🔥🔥🔥 anyway we go to the game and we find our seats… or lack of seats bc there were no chairs bc he bought them in the wheel chair section 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻it’s ok though we got to stand in the new endzone !!! it looks fabulous🤭🤭🤭 also i wanted a hot dog and i thought he told me he also wanted one so we bought two and then he asked me if i was actually hungry enough for two hotdogs…i was not 😬😬😬 WHOOPS !!! anyway i love living in pouse #runningitback 🤩🤩🤩ALSO AHMAD HARDY COME BACK THE FANS MISS YOU KING 👑 guys what do we think of the new glasses😀😀😀 also peep the rain boots i decided AGAINST the pink crocs yesterday😗😗 they have holes in the bottom of them now BUT YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM WEARING THEM GOSH DARNIT🤬🤬🤬 also i recently have been fibermaxxing and i have never felt better!!! insta is telling me my caption is too long so B
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WE ARE EXCITED TO INTRODUCE THE 2026-27 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI PI EPSILON EXECUTIVE BOARD!!!🌱
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hey guys!!! long time no see 🤪🤪🤪🤪 just kidding i posted less than a week ago STOP YELLING AT ME GOSH DARNIT🤬🤬🤬🤬 lol anyway i went to the ozarks for the first time ever 🤩🤩🤩🤩 it was so beautiful… but we had no power the whole time ☹️☹️ nevertheless i had a great time!! i got to read my book and hang out with my friends and swim 🏊‍♀️AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 do you guys like how i put one of barack obamas favorite songs as the sound for this post 👅👅👅 “ethical cane vinnel” no one knew what i was referencing when i said that 😿😿😿 the fireworks were lit (get it) and then morgan and i when into her car to charge our phones and it was filled with bugs????? 🐛 genuinely what happened🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ we spent like 10 minutes ushering them out of her car 🚘 anyway speaking of cars… it’s time to talk about my beloved spokewheel… my 2011 toyota rav4 ☹️ guys…she’s DEAD 🥲🥲🥲 i was driving and all of a sudden i heard a loud BANG 💥 then i smelled some smoke 💨 i thought my tire exploded and my rim was dragging on the ground but it wasn’t 😿 my axel broke and i started crying on the street…then a man approached me and asked if i was ok 🧍‍♀️i was not he helped me call a tow truck 🛻 then erin showed up and we sat in her car and watched the USA game 🇺🇸 just when we thought our savior was there it was feds 👮🚔 FINALLY after waiting forever they finally got my car 🚗 RIP spokewheel HELLO rosa 🌹 i really enjoy the ozarks, im a big fan of water 💧 i saw 11 turtles 🐢 part of me is not convinced that turtles know how to swim bc these creatures were failing arounf crazy style. we are stuck in CRAZY traffic rn and the cars in the other lane are LAUGHING bc they can go FAST 💨 anyway i had a great time at the lake BYEEEEEEEEE 👋 (ps i know that this caption is shorter STOP YELLING AT ME) (pps GET ME OUTTA HERE)
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4/8 !!! time needs to start slowing down !!
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you wanna sit in a big circle and talk about it? #semester4
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HELLO long time no see😃😃😃 let’s talk about my horrible week… jk ill just do the cliff notes version!!! 💅💅 ok so my car started making the most INSANE sound it sounds like it has the engine of a train but is also screaming??? idk also the wheel is getting SO hard to turn… i was supposed to take it to the body shop a while ago but IM AFRAID OK😡🤬😡🤬😡 anyway i had 5 exams, and quiz and two projects LOVELY HAHAHAHAH😃😃😃😃😃 also i had no clue about the canvas outage so when i was trying to take my exam i couldn’t log in and i was so confused for 30 minutes 🙄🙄🙄 i did start crying… i also had an allergic reaction randomly LOVE THAT 💜💜💜ANYWAY the ICING on the cake is that i fractured my foot (maybe? they don’t know yet) 🦶 🦶🦶they actually aren’t sure yet but it actually wasn’t even CLOSE to being the worst part of my week so i’m counting that as a win 🥇🥇🥇🥇NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE FUN STUFF 🎉🎉🎉🎉 stop day was on friday WOOHOOOOOOOOO 😆😆😆 we went to waffle house that night and i DEVOURED MY EGGS 🥚 i have also developed an obsession with nerdy prudes must die and have made everyone listen to the sound track 6️⃣or7️⃣ times I JUST LOVE IT OK 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺i also made a cake for keith and summers birthday 🎂 it looked like poop but they said they loved it !!! i spelled summers name wrong on the cake IM SORRY I WAS STRESSED I WAS CURLING HAIR FOR TWO HOURS ☹️☹️☹️☹️ anyway im watching euphoria season 3 but i haven’t seen any of the other season or the first two episodes of this season SO I AM VERY CONFUSED 🤔 🤨🤨 i also started rewatching shorsey AND I LOVD IT 🎉🎉🎉🎉 sorry for the shorter caption but sophomore year was so fun 🤩 can’t wait for como summer BYEEEEEEEEE
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#younghoesrunfree
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not a lifeguard but your bae be watching #formal
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