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Join me on my quest for the best food. “Life is better when it’s al dente”.
📍LI, NY

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Apparently, we’ve been making it very difficult to enjoy lunch anywhere else. 😂🍝 With handmade pasta, homemade focaccia and crema caffè, we understand the “complaints.”

Swipe through, then tag someone whose standards we need to ruin next. 🤌🏼

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Father & Son Take Secret to the Grave… Literally. @aldente_eats

My dad and I broke from sticking to mom’s healthy diet, we just couldn’t take it anymore. I don’t care what anyone says, pizza and focaccia is good for the soul. We pledged an oath of Italian secrecy… no I’m not gonna say it but you know the word. I was afraid of my dad’s wrath if he had to stick to the diet that was my idea, but now I’m afraid of my mom’s wrath for joining the dark side with my dad. I can’t keep living on the edge like this, eventually someone… or something… is going to get buried.

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Family Outing At Midnight To Blow Up Fireworks🧨

After apparently ruining my sister‘s life by hanging out with her boyfriend and having fun with him, he was forced to disclose that we had purchased fireworks earlier in the day. This caused some turmoil in the family, as Mom was against it, and Dad was for it. After sometime though we got everyone on board for a crazy family outing after midnight, definitely one of the coolest things we’ve all done together.

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Parents Beef Over Setting Off Insane Fireworks🧨

My mom originally said she was cool with the fireworks, but then immediately went back on her word when she realized the gravity of the situation. I convinced her it would be okay, but she went to go try and talk my dad out of it. This was the result of that.

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POV: Dad’s Time & Energy Can’t Save Everyone

I thought it was cute to make fun of my dad for tending to his garden, my dad thought it was cute to ruin my life.

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Mom Tries To Shut Down Family Reuniting Fireworks Show🧨

After I sort of half apologized to my sister and she interrogated her boyfriend with definitely the dumbest questions of all time, they both came downstairs an hour later ready to actually hangout. Unfortunately Ben had to give up something or he would’ve been in the dog house for the rest of the trip, and he went against the boys and told Nikki about the fireworks we bought earlier in the day. Honestly I couldn’t even be mad because he had already passed all the tests and taken more than enough for the team to prove himself😂 we figured it might be cool to set off the fireworks as a family but mom started to have other ideas…

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Attempting to Apologize to Sister After Big Scandal

So we got home after bringing Nikki’s boyfriend Ben to the strip club, and Ben immediately was forced to go into Nikki jail. I can’t even imagine the ridiculous interrogation he must’ve just got after about an hour or so the troop sent me upstairs to try and negotiate to free the hostage. Things didn’t go well.

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Family Confronts Us For Bringing Sister’s Boyfriend To The Strip Club

Dude this shouldn’t even be an issue, Ben barely dropped any money or touched anyone. The girls are so dramatic, cinnamon would never treat us this way. God forbid we actually hangout and have fun with the guy my sister is dating!

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POV: You Set Yourself Up

So apparently it’s feminine to want to have moisturized skin? Sorry I didn’t grow up in your time where men would rep their poor hygiene like a badge of honor. How is the first thought associated with me not wanting dry skin be that I can’t possibly be straight💀 I blame Madison for putting this thought in their head cause they’ve been acting different towards me since rainbow six gate.

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POV: You Ask Dad If He Loves His Wife Or Kids More🫢

What else dad? Does she get you where you need to go? Can she make it through any terrain? Is she electric?

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POV: Sibling Dynamics Are Unfair No Matter The Species🐶

My theory is that it doesn’t matter if it’s humans, dogs, cats, or aliens, no matter the species, the youngest child will get away with everything, the oldest will be blamed, and the middle children will have an intense rivalry. Tell me I’m wrong.

JUSTICE FOR ENZO AND LOLA

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POV: Dad Teaches You The Lore of the DMV

Why do parents always have to be so dramatic, they always do stuff like this like telling us they used to have to hike 5 miles uphill to get to school everyday. I bet it used to be a really swell place. Comment below about what it really was like or your personal story.

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