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like if the dust bunnies from big comfy couch wished to be human and little miss molly made it so :D

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girls who are going to be okay

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it’s our first day of preschool!

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WITCH 🫵🏼

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🧚‍♀️+🧚🏼+🧚‍♀️

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vacation’s over, but my heart is still home 🏡❤️‍🩹

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some girlies close to my heart i’m targeting here specifically as a call out to send me care packages in costa rica or else 💖🙂

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winter critters 😳

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intellectual discourse on this journey included hot button topics such as:
dong, Cu Chi, youth in asia, vicious apes, facebook quality marriage jokes, ifunny word art circa 2012, gun range befuddlement, inflatable swine, wig reveals, sticky rice, and a side quest for a Banh Mi completed at the eleventh hour.
please know i tried desperately to construct a caption that centered around the first three but couldn’t find a way to do so without sounding insane or getting cancelled.

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unclear where fall semester fell on the alignment chart, but here’s all the moments that were chaotic good 🍾✨

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things i learned this weekend:
- lady gaga started in her coke phase and all these other bitches had to catch up
- friendsgiving can only be successful if the Cubans are involved
- lesbians excel in all things except karaoke
- poppers are legal in Paris and the gays love us (obviously)
- 12 beignets for 5€ is actually not a steal because it is too much for two people
- hot air does not rise on the eiffel tower
- the sun does not shine in paris
- alex should have taken me back to ny with her

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