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ā€œAh!😊 we speak of this to no oneā€

2hrs of trying to go home ā€œWe’re back where we just startedā€ ā€œyou’re kiddingā€ 

ā€œMy life is a comedy of errorsā€ 

ā€œIt’s not closed. You’re just never allowed in thereā€ 

ā€œYou would be happy if you could torture childrenā€

ā€œI’m not having fun any moreā€

ā€œI think you’re more of a hornetā€ ā€œCause you’re a [redacted]ā€

ā€œHow do you want to dieā€ …….. ā€œby orcaā€

ā€œOh guys I miss Olive Gardenā€

ā€œShame upon your motherā€ 

ā€œI like to copy Kurt Cobain in my personal lifeā€ 

ā€œJust let meā€///ā€œbutā€///ā€œah ah I am correct.ā€ 

ā€œYou can’t sanitize fish without killing themā€

ā€œand personally I think my butt looks terrible in them but I’m grateful for your thoughts on the matterā€
 
ā€œI got my ice cream. It’s a great day to be a little boyā€ Lexi 

ā€œI think you have cornered the market on rascal applicationsā€ 

ā€œAny girl born after 1997 can’t cook can’t clean. All they do is be bisexual and lieā€ TJ

ā€œI’m tinkerbell because I’m an angry little thingā€

*says the unthinkable ā€œYou’ll fit right inā€

ā€œThis is why you’re aloneā€

ā€œCaroline and I are the most hardcore [redacted] you could’ve textedā€
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most blessed man in the world
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Okay the joke is over we’re not actually halfway done, right? (🤧)
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back to up