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Party games for horrible people.
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It’s #Friday - and you know what that means. Time to gather ‘round to see what the cards have to say.
Today’s Topics: @kingjames @potus #masonjar @morganfreeman #butt
Kimmy will be pulling from the @cardsagainsthumanity
S2, E4
#cards #fyp

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The @cardsagainsthumanity company is more unhinged than the game and I love them for it 🤗
#boardgames #cardgames #cardsagainsthumanity #tf2 #meme

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too much fun 🥂

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72 virgins+a flying sex snake
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The Dominance Assertion Ceremony

Forget a rare coin collection, a pet lizard, or a shiny rock... you brought seven full seconds of unblinking, unyielding psychological warfare directly into Mrs. Johnson's third-grade classroom. Little Timmy brought a homemade volcano, but you demonstrated total territorial mastery by describing how you stared straight into the soul of a 40-year-old middle manager as he sat helpless on a porcelain throne. The entire class is traumatized, the teacher is quietly dialing HR, and you just earned a lifetime badge in alpha-level dominance. 👁️🚽🎒

#CardsAgainstHumanity #DarkHumor #CardCombos #ShowAndTell #EyeContact

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Cyberpunk Edgerunners II Has dropped!!!!

ALRIGHT CHOOMS!!! Who's already finished it?

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Making bad decisions😘

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#disposable #brothers #averyarthouse #playing #cardsagainsthumanity

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Festival Friday night was epically so good- Cards Against Humanity writer Eli brought the experimental @blackmountaincollege spirit while the contra dancers brought the #leaflove! Lake Eden is alive, a reunion or reconnect at every turn- there is happiness at every turn. Time for a lil sleep full so we can soak in every bit of Saturday - Passes for Sat or Sun LakeEdenr@eee@eeeeeeeeeewweunion.com #grateful #livelifelikeafestival - WELL that’s what happens when you fall asleep making a post -now for the Reel website LakeEdenReunion.com #love

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It’s #friday - and you know what that means.
Time to gather ‘round to see what the cards have to say.
Today’s topics: #party #wizardofoz #viking
Kimmy will be pulling from the @cardsagainsthumanity with some sage party advice. Mr. Jackman and @billnye have made no comment at press time.
S2, E3
#cards

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The Load-Bearing Erection

Forget a mild four-hour warning... you’ve pumped enough blue pills into your bloodstream to turn your pelvic region into a structural I-beam. The ER staff is backing away with industrial saws, your blood pressure is powering a small generator, and the chief surgeon is hyperventilating because your lower half is currently holding up the hospital’s drywall. It's no longer a medical condition; it’s an unlicensed construction site. 🩺🍆🚨

#CardsAgainstHumanity #DarkHumor #CardCombos #MedicalOverdrive #HydraulicFailure
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