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the fam on film 3yrs of Saturn 💛💛💛
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Austin’s ONLY “Adult” Spelling Bee. Once a month at Saturn. 🐝 Inappropriate words ✅ Shots for every word spelled correctly ✅ The crushing realization that you have no idea how to spell a word you’ve used your entire adult life ✅ Come prove that years of watching TV with the captions on actually taught you something. There are only 26 letters. How hard could it be? Very, apparently. Adult Spelling Bee happens once a month at Saturn. Check our page for the next Bee date.
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THREE CHEERS FOR THREE YEARS OF SATURN check out what’s going on this week >>>>> Tuesday we’re hosting Austin’s ONLY Adult Spelling Bee It’s our thing you can’t have it no matter how many AI flyers you make. This one is gonna be insane. Come watch or come spell - either way it beats ordering DoorDash and watching YouTube!! Someone you’re not really friends with has a homie that says we have the best wings in town. That guy is right, even though you don’t know him. But take it from me, another person you don’t know - they are the best. On Wednesday night at 7pm they’re a dollar a piece, that’s the best deal yr gonna get until the next World War! Love you. Thursdays are Karaoke nights now. We have a stage, lots of mics, good sound, a projector setup and @peanutbutterthejellyfish hosting. It’s a party. Bring your one friend who isn’t ever embarrassed and let them talk you into singing too. It’s not that scary I promise. Friday is a dance party with our dear friend and esteemed party thrower, Diego. Club Fuego always bangs. Drink specials. Etc. Yea we still do live music too. Saturday we got a free show goin down. Come check out these bands and have some sips from the new menu. SUNDAY IS OUR THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY 12pm til the cows come home, we miss our cows. Idk what that even means I just wanted to cosplay as a South Congress Cowboy Hat guy…SO! we’re going all day well into the night. Bands, djs, tattoos, $3 drinks, chaos. Three years of SATURN babes! That’s got a nice ring to it! Just like the planet Saturn, get it!? Oh man wow that was so funny I should go on Kill Tony that would be dope I bet I could get a high five or two from someone. Love you bye.
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THE SATURN “ADULT” SPELLING BEE IS BACK Hosted by the 1 and only @chelsanders0n I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again now - this is the funniest and most entertaining event. I’m between dying laughing and shouting “nooooo!” basically the whole time. It’s free to participate in, you get shots for every word spelled correctly. And honestly, the competition gets a little intense - you DORKS. Read the flyer, start training your brain and/or liver and be prepared. See you next Tuesday. (I know)
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𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎 maaaaaaan I couldn’t wait to post this one Saturn turned 3 officially on 8/4 Insanity, really This is just the teaser to let you know, more details for ya coming soon We’re throwing our 3 year b-day on 8/30, all day party Gonna have tunes from @diegothefuego @nokidsss and @raexclamationpoint Tattoos by @survivewithgrace (we’re workin on some special flash right now) You know I’m gonna do a very outrageous menu and a buncha stuff for $3 cause that’s just how it goes Expect some surprise food situations to be happening as well Also, a TON of you have Saturn tattoos I would like all of you to send them to me plz, I wanna collect all that for a post for ya’ll And if you DO have one - well guess what? We’re doing tats that day too and you get a free one. It’s called love, dum dums. you really have to be completely out of your mind to run a small cocktail bar and do what we do - and thankfully we ARE out of our minds. We wouldn’t have been able to do this without the amazing people we have working with us, past and present. We’ve grown and changed every year and we are still PROUDLY the only place even a little bit like this. And you know what’s cooler? Ya’ll dig it. We have a mile long list of people who’ve been coming here since day one. We got fans, we got die hard cult membaz. We even have…friends 🥹 This party is for everyone who comes here instead of waiting in line for a seltzer. Everyone who goes “what the hell was that movie on the projector.” The people who remember the graffiti bathrooms. It goes on and on. Thank you for everything let’s keep it sexy and silly. Turns out you can do both if yr crazy enough. See u soon xoxoxoxoxo
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𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘢𝘺 is WEDNESDAY (tomorrow) 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 🥹 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘵 7𝘱𝘮 Yea so we googled it and it turns out Wing Wednesday this week falls on National Chicken Wing day - how bout that? This new wing flavor is a crazy, umami forward, sticky Asian style sauce we’re callin “Big Unc” sauce. It’s got some crispy garlic on it too. It’s all I been eating lately so lemme tell you it BANGS. Wings are a buck a piece tomorrow nite starting at 7 don’t mess up You know where to be If yr good and you sit real pretty we might even let you try some of the new cocktails too Deal?
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HELLO FRIENDS IT IS WING WEDNESDAY AT THE NEW AND IMPROVED SATURN COCKTAIL CLUB dollar wings start at 7 Banger live music Thurs-Sat come be cute Bye dummies!!
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STAR SPANGLED SATURN JULY 4th We hold THESE truths to be self evident: 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒉 𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒔 $17.76 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒀𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 $4 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓 3 𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒍 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑱𝒆𝒍𝒍-𝑶 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔 This is my favorite holiday n before you start on some patriotic whatever whatever NAH it’s SUMMERTIME and fireworks are sweet and so are hot dogs and tattoos and stuff wear some cutoffs and we can all drink some water outta a hose in the back later on love u bye
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Hey!! We’re looking for pup models to wear our gear! You’ll get posted to our main account which has over 740k+ followers!! Just message us “Hi” to @dogsofthepack now 🙂 Can’t wait to hear from you!! Message us @dogsofthepack (not directly here) and Lillie, our rep, will get back to you ASAP! 🙂
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