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It’s time to meet our 2026 Fat Squirrel lineup! 

And for the first time in Fat Squirrel Week history, we have two Ground Squirrel contenders. Not to be confused with chipmunks, these extra round ground dwellers are ready to shake things up – literally.

🥜 Plumpkin | Coming at you at approximately 0.3 mph. The ground shakes anyway.

🥜 Vacuum | 99% fluff, 1% self-control. Has been preparing for Fat Squirrel Week since birth.

🥜 Lil Nas X | There’s actually nothing “lil” about this guy. Don’t ask questions.

🥜 Stripes McGee | Golden-mantled ground squirrel who will dismantle snacks in approximately 2 seconds. 

🥜 Honey Nut Cheerio | No neck. No regrets. Currently eating acorns and accepting compliments.

🥜 Baja Blast | Built like a beanbag. Has never once considered portion control.

🥜 Sandy Cheeks | Shaped like a baked potato. Would break a tree if she climbed trees (she is a ground squirrel).

🥜 Horchata | Local legend. Hasn’t moved from this branch since Tuesday and sees no reason to.

Don’t forget to: 1. Vote for your favorite in our first round of matchups on our Instagram Stories, and 2. Claim your “I voted” sticker from MSNR 137 🗳️ 

Thank you to everyone who helped name this year’s squirrels! If your suggested name was selected, give a shoutout in the comments.

✨Disclaimer✨ Any squirrel that is caught being fed or touched by humans will be eliminated from our bracket! This activity is highly detrimental to squirrel livelihood and harmful to human health, and is not supported by the official Fat Squirrel Week Committee™️, The Squirrels of CSU, or Warner College. Pixel-art graphic featuring eight squirrels with trees, clouds, a pumpkin, flower and acorns.
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