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The summer I fell down my porch stairs and broke my left butt cheek, had a panic attack in a Hollywood parking garage, left the country and got a matching tattoo on a second date and never spoke to the person again, taught myself how to decorate cakes, screamed underwater in every body of water I could, had a ten year old tell me I look like I drink a lot of beer, ate the best peach I’ve ever had at a roadside stand outside Portland, threw up in an uber by accident, and maybe lost my mind a little. Oh, and the fall I upped my Zoloft 🍑
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