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I’m with the world’s number one alpha male, Donald Duck on the peak of Mount Everest for Walt Disney’s 27th Annual Worst Comeback Ever Awards. His diva fiancé Daisy Duchess Duck is holding the camera and it’s shakier than ever as oxygen levels are rapidly declining alongside her crippling adderall dependence at the summit of this world-wide icon. Legendary names like Miss Piggy, The Creator of Crocs (Shrek Variation), and the AI version of Joan Rivers are in the audience for their chance to win Walt Disney’s Frozen head until he returns for what’s predicted to be the third coming of Christ in August of 2032. But this year, eyes are on, Kian Jenner - notable piece of sh*t bartender from The Chilis at the Craft-Goodman Center in Olive Branch Missouri who’s come back to music, christ, and extreme couponing for the 6th time in 4 years to release his latest single in a string of what can only be considered homophobic attacks. “Victorious really inspired this song- and I agree with the main girl.. you know, the one with the hair - god, what’s her name? whatever, I think they all can sing”. Victoria Justice has distanced herself physically and spiritually from the twink since giving birth in surrogacy to Kian’s lovechild after a late-night mixup at the 7-Eleven on Highland Ave. “There’s something really gutter butt about Kian- I really hope he wins this year. If anyone deserves a failed comeback- and an award in tandem, it’s gameboi”
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