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instagram famous and can't keep a job
10/26 & 11/9 @halfbakedshow
11/5 & 12/3 @girlsgonewildcomedy
📍AUSTIN, TX
TIX + SUBSTACK👇

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GET READY FOR A WILD JULY 🌶️🔥

GIRLS GONE WILD IS HITTING THREE CITIES THIS MONTH:

🌶️ JULY 2 — AUSTIN, TX
 🌶️ JULY 17 — SAN ANTONIO, TX
 🌶️ JULY 30 — NEW ORLEANS, LA

Dark jokes. Hot girls. Questionable decisions.

Hosted by your favorite menace 🌶️ @destinylalane

Dress code: whatever makes you feel sexy, unbothered, or a little feral. 🔥

🎟️ Tickets at beercomedy.com

Who’s coming? 👇

#standupcomedy #austincomedy #sanantoniocomedy #neworleanscomedy #atxevents

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9/11 6:30pm show at live oak brewing in austin, tx
9/17 7pm show at knomad bar in austin, tx

both shows are free to attend. RSVP to let us know you’re coming!

#austin #atx #standup #comedy

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Tickets are selling fast for our first BOOKWORM comedy showcase at @vintagebooksandwine 📚 🍷— grab your tickets today at bookwormcomedy.com #austin #atx #austintx #do512 #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #comedyshow #vintagebooks #bookstore #localbookstore

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🥳SEE YOU TONIGHT
IT’S TIME FOR WINE NOT STANDUP COMEDY SHOW!

🍷Wine Not is a standup comedy showcase hosted by @destinylalane at @wanderlustwineco.
🕰️7PM | 6:30pm Doors.
🎟️Tickets available at winenotcomedy.com
📍Wanderlust Wine Co 702 Shady Ln, Austin, TX 78702

#austin #atx #austindateideas #comedy #standup #do512

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HOW TO MEET NEW PEOPLE IN AUSTIN, TX🌵
1. Leave your home
2. Switch up your routine
3. Attend an in person event like @remoteworkafterparty my bi-monthly social mixer + comedy show. Most people come alone and leave with new friends!

It’s free to attend and I can’t wait to meet you there!

Our next event is THIS THURSDAY!
🗓️ June 29, 2023
⏰ 5pm - 7pm
📍 @sunsetstripatx
Sunset Strip Comedy Club
214 E 6th St Unit C, Austin, TX 78701
Located upstairs of Happy Chicks.

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Make new friends. Laugh your ass off. Explore the newest comedy club in town @sunsetstripatx

PS: @barrysnoz is our bartender of the evening. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Today is my 2-year standup birthday and I made the joke last year that I was “celebrating my 1 year comedy birthday by not doing it” and honestly this year I’m celebrating the same way. But you know, this year it’s a pandemic and last year was something like “I need sleep.” •
This was taken at the very first show I was booked on, @hearmebitch by @officialleahsampson and @destinylalane took the pic. What a time.
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Anyway help me celebrate by coming to the Triple Threat livestream every Thursday at 8pm central because it’s the most fun virtual show and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise because it’s literally just watching comics hang for an hour and a half. Well... with points and hot peppers involved. It’s on the @moneyinthebankproductions Facebook page and that link is in my bio.
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I hope we’re allowed on stages again soon. That is all.

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#throwback to this #beautiful gal! @stephaniex311 miss you and Jim!
colormecori #portoftampa #blondebalayage #blondfoilayage #balayage #foilayage #highlights #hairstyles #tampagirls #fitness #channelside #channelsidetampa #southtampa #southtampalife #southtampaliving #jacklynhill #beauty #beautiful #love #hair

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Hi there 👋 I’m @destinylalane and I’ll be one of your coaches for the #OWBB. •
I’m a standup comedian, recruiter, and marketing consultant who loves to travel and be near the beach. •
My experience in the digital space started when I was a kid. I’ve always loved computers and I remember being as young as 10 years old, skipping church to geek out online and learn more about tech.
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I love to learn and help clients reach their sales goals with proven strategies. This Bootcamp is THE perfect launching point for you to start an online business or add an online component to your existing business. Oh, and you don’t even need a website. Don’t @ me about it, that’s just facts. •
Hit the link in bio to learn more about the upcoming Online Wellness Business Bootcamp!

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Are you a wellness professional or doctor who KNOWS their practice can offer more?

Tired of wondering why you went to school for all those years and you’re STILL having trouble booking clients?

We’ll cut right to it: it’s because your strategy isn’t working. Or, let’s be honest - you don’t HAVE a clear strategy.

You don’t need to be a marketing expert to know these key pieces of information that could land you thousands of dollars more each month.

Our one-day Online Wellness Business Bootcamp lays out the foundations and tools that successful online wellness businesses use each day - things that YOU can do, too.

Hit the link in bio to learn more & register. #OWBB

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39,570. Curious about what this means? •
It’s there number of gyms in the U.S. alone as of 2019. And that’s awesome!
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More people than average are working to help others become healthier - just like you. But what many gyms are lacking is a strong online presence... and we’re seeing them struggle with that now more than ever.
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As a trainer or coach, the BEST way to scale your income and help more people is by moving part of your business online. And we would love to help. •
Hit the link in bio to learn more about the 1-day Online Wellness Business Bootcamp. Let’s crush this new landscape! #OWBB

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@theory2practice is getting us thinking tonight... how are YOU #PandemicProofing your business? •
You already know how to manage an in-person operation. If something takes the internet away, you can always keep that portion up. But right now, in-person businesses are the most vulnerable they’ve ever been. •
Are you taking the cue to pivot while there’s still plenty of opportunity? It only takes a few strong tactics to get your online presence moving. Hit the link in bio to register for our 1-day event to teach you how to start. #OWBB

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