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slither sisters take on eos 🐍🤍

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Your fav Kardashians #eos

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Both teams clocked in tonight for another week of absolute scenes 🫡⚽️

Ratz came out firing and secured another W for the rat community 🐀🏆 business was handled, points were collected and somehow everyone made it out alive.

Slither Sisters didn’t get the result tonight, but the girls played their little snake hearts out 🐍💚 fought until the end, gave it everything and will be back next week ready to cause problems again.

But can we please address the REAL victory of the night…

NOT ONE MOSQUITO IN SIGHT 😭🙏🏼

After being eaten alive last week, we finally got to focus on the football instead of spending 40 minutes slapping ourselves.

Football was played. Voices were raised. Questionable decisions were made. Ratz remain employed. Slithers will be reviewing the footage and blaming management.

Another week of summer league complete. Morale is questionable but we move 🫡

See you next week x 🐀🐍

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Summer league has officially entered the chat 🇧🇷🌞⚽️

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Straightest lesbians I know 🌈

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Last night we sat down with the coaching staff and several alleged members of Ratz & Slither Sisters to discuss the upcoming 5-a-side season.

Our Head Coach was absolutely fucking hammered.
Some players haven’t even registered.
Tactics do not exist.
Pre-season has consisted of drinking.

Questions were asked. Very few were answered. Our Head Coach gave approximately 3% football knowledge and 97% blood alcohol content.

Several girls spoke confidently about a season they are not currently legally registered to participate in.

No formations. No fitness. No admin. Just two teams, one drunk Head Coach and a dream.

The league has absolutely no idea what’s coming.

Neither do we.

🐀🐍⚽️

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The last of the hibernation🌸

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ate with Jo 💅🏽

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I ate Jo’s 🍑 I mean 🍰

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guurlss

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Swipe to meet my child 💚

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celebrating B 🎈

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