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Ronald was fkin lovin’ it x🍟🫶🍔

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Merry Grinchmas 💚🎄🐸🍃

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Happiest in a field with my favourite people and a furry hat

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2025 filled my cup 🫶

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A very Weird N’ WonderHoll birthday 🍄

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Fur and LEDs, my festival necessities ✅✔️☑️

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Boomtown Bunnyyyyyy🐰🪅

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QLD🇦🇺

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Østkysten kæft en tur

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Trip up the coast 🦘

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G’day followers. This week I’ve had a special request from the Australian government stating that on this Man Crush Monday, I have to acknowledge our significant contribution to the flourishing Australian economy due to our mass emigration. Believe it or not, after losing so many players to Aus (and Sarn) we still have a team.

An astounding amount of our players have swapped the togs for a pair of thongs down under, other than Callum, he’s always worn thongs. The loss of these bogans has dramatically reduced our female match attendance. As you can clearly see these hunks turn more heads than the Boston Strangler.

I now have the pleasure of giving you a brief introduction to each of these men:

1. Joe P aka The Butcher - Our socials just aren’t the same without the butcher, however, the last time he donned the Ath colours he snapped his leg and ankle so can’t blame him for getting as far away as possible.
2. Luke Bev - Please come back Luke, Japs misses you more than you’ll ever know.
3. DDDDaniel James - was under the height restriction for a photo with a kangaroo so enjoy him with this beautiful backdrop.
4. TJ - Rumour has it that he booked his flights in the changing rooms after Porth away, stunning bloke though.
5. Clem - Got more yarns on the go than China. Not sure they are all true mind.
6. Cal Reed - the YMs are dearly missing their talisman in Callum, our very own blonde bombshell.
7. Joe Collier aka Beats - A relatively new addition to the Green and Gold but he’s got that dawg in (on) him.
8. Jon Taylor - Even I fancy this bloke, keep up the good work Jon. Your brother is still harder than you mind.
9. Will Bev - Quite literally Luke’s little brother. This man would step you in a phone box.
10. Mike Gillette aka Razor - Quietly slipped away with 2 days notice and no one has heard from him since. Says he’s in Australia, could be anywhere, hope you’re ok Razor.

These lovely men are so good looking don’t be surprised if you see them with their own post in the future😍 Enjoy a cold one on the beach for us fellas. We hope to see you back in the Green and Gold one day 🔰 #MCM

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