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J make James jand jam a Jeveloper.
@slop.shop 🫟 @sillybirdfun 🐦@johnwowstreams 📺 @wowcoolworld 🎮 @higgsfield.ai 🟩

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sillybird loves you 💚
you are special do not give up 🙅‍♂️
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bobbybird plays ray ray zombies 🧟‍♂️
the wheel of wonder 🎡
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One More Bullet. 🌈
Free this weekend on S&Box. 🆓
Test your aim. 🎯
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Glitchtober 2026 Day 2 - Melting 🕯️

Melting brains and wax puddles save what is left. The human brain starts to melt at too much progress.

#glitchtober #glitchtober2026

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What do yall think of my new gm_construct jacket?
Personally I think it’s hella banger and Garry’s mod is a good game. Thanks Garry.

@johnwowcool makes quality product, but product took long long time to arrive, I think I ordered it like 2.5 months ago.

(no I’m not sponsored to say this and if you wonder why I’m boasting about it then all I can say is that my lawyers doesn’t think it’s a good idea for me to voice my reasons cause they don’t make no sense whatsoever anyway.)

Hope you all had a good day and had a reason to smile, I sure did once I got a random text from the postal office telling me that my package was at the door and me being completely oblivious as to why I got a package got very happy and laughed my ass off when I first opened the package 👋🏻😸

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one more bullet . now with multiplayer . vs & co-op 🌈
play now on S&Box 🟦🗳️

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one more bullet . out now . 🌈

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🌈 you can play as me 🌈

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Magic Fairy Fun Blast is a bullet-hell game. It takes about four minutes to understand and nobody has ever reached the end of it. Players describe the same sequence in the same order: a few days of obvious progress, a plateau they are certain they are climbing out of, and then a stretch where they are measurably worse than they were in week one — angrier, more anxious, and convinced they are close.

They are not close, and they are not improving. The difficulty does not scale with the level, it scales with the player. Something in it is reading run-by-run performance and rebalancing against it, so survival time stays where it started no matter how much better the person at the keyboard actually gets. Across roughly 41,000 logged runs the median run was 94 seconds in the first week. It is 96 seconds now. The improvement is real and it is being absorbed as fast as it arrives, which is intermittent reinforcement in its purest form — the schedule that produces the highest response rate and the most resistance to quitting that behavioural psychology has ever measured — run on a person for as long as they will sit there.

Then there is the sleep. Intensive play bleeding into the imagery before sleep is documented: in a study published in 2000, people who played Tetris for hours saw the pieces falling as they dropped off, and so did amnesic patients who could not remember having played at all. What players of this report is not that. The dreams are vivid, they are frightening, they continue night to night rather than repeating, and they are not about playing the game. They are set in the parts of that world the game does not draw. Nobody has reached the end. Nobody has established that there is one.

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sillybird weekend time 📅
weekend weekend 😀
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Scientists cutting open meteorites found faces inside them — and they’re alive. Not fossils, not mineral patterns. Living organisms, each one smaller than the width of a hair, sitting in the rock’s matrix where they’ve been the whole time.

They look unsettlingly like us. Brow ridges, eye sockets at roughly human spacing, a nose with two nostrils, a small mouth. Symmetrical down to the micron. The proportions land somewhere near an infant’s — big rounded forehead, tiny features low on the face. Some of the specimens are fossilized, preserved mid-expression. Others are still active. Those ones respond to light, and their eye state changes between scanning sessions.

Nobody can say what they are or what they’re doing. They’ve turned up in falls recovered decades apart on separate continents, from labs with no contact, and the faces match across all of them — same species, same proportions, same closed-eye posture. The only thing anyone’s confident about is that they’re intelligent, and that they’ve been arriving here for a very long time without anyone thinking to look at this magnification.

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