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📍Bay Area, California
Fun | Happy | Good Vibes Only 😌✨🕺🏽
#TeamFast | eXp Realty
DRE: 02359449
@pattargraphy
📧:[email protected]

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Hot take: every guy with a runner’s tan needs a spray tan before the holidays.

Looking for a spray tan in the East Bay? Mandy at Secretly Sunless in Castro Valley is who I trust. She’s been evening me out for events for a year and a half, and her business was voted Best of East Bay by Diablo Magazine in 2024 and 2025.

Does a spray tan make sense if you’re already tan? Yes. It fixes the shorts lines and the weird outdoor tan lines, and I’ve gotten 4 weeks out of one session.

My summer tan is fading, so Mandy is already on my calendar. She also comes to you for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and group events.

Send this to the guy in your group chat with the worst tan lines. Save it for your next event.

I’m Jorge Martinez, a Bay Area luxury real estate agent, and yes, I still book my tan.

Jorge Martinez
📲 510.600.4359
DRE 02133848 | REAL Broker

#EastBaySprayTan #CastroValley #SprayTan #MensGrooming #BayAreaCreator

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JUST LISTED in Vallejo, CA | 120 Serpentine Ct | $548,888

Space, light, and room to make it yours at the end of a quiet North Vallejo cul-de-sac.

4 bed | 2.5 bath | 1,256 sq ft | 6,098 sq ft lot | Built in 1984

Step inside to a vaulted living room with a tile-surround fireplace that flows into a granite kitchen with stainless steel appliances and a double-oven range. A main-level bedroom and half bath make a ready-made home office. Upstairs, the primary suite has hill views and a remodeled bath with a tiled walk-in shower. Slide open the doors to a big patio with a pergola and mature landscaping, made for dinners outside and weekend hosting.

Out back, a detached guest suite with a kitchenette and full bath gives you a flexible hideaway for guests, a home office, or a creative studio. The 2-car garage has a laundry area and a side double door for extra parking, with RV parking potential.

It’s clean and move-in ready, with paint and flooring left for you to choose, so you can build equity your way without a full gut remodel.

How far is Vallejo from San Francisco? 35 miles by car, or within 1 hour by ferry.
How far is Vallejo from Napa? 12 miles.
Under 10 minutes to the Vallejo Ferry Building and Six Flags Discovery Kingdom.

Comment or DM SERPENTINE for the photos, floor plan, and showing times.

Listed by:
Hector Buenrostro
DRE #02039617 | 925-550-4009
hector@hbuenrostro.com | REAL Brokerage

Jorge Martinez
DRE #02133848 | 510-600-4359
jorge@thejorgesimon.com | REAL Brokerage

#VallejoRealEstate #VallejoHomes #SolanoCountyRealEstate BayAreaRealEstate JustListed

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Desi Mums Are So Dramatic 💀🤣 (🎥: @kiretty )
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#punjabi #punjabimemes #viral #edmonton #canada

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Flats or hills? 👇

🏡 Comment FLATS if you’d want to walk to BART, coffee, and shopping

⛰️ Comment HILLS if you’d trade a few extra stairs for Bay views and a bigger yard

Want to see what’s for sale in each? DM me “EL CERRITO” and I’ll send you a list.

Jessica Segura-Hernandez
DRE #02214930
📞 510-375-8913
📧 jessica@fastagents.com
#TEAMFAST brokered by eXp Realty

#elcerritoca #elcerritorealestate #eastbayrealtor

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Here’s what most people don’t realize about negotiating: it’s not about winning. It’s about landing somewhere that makes sense for both people at the table.

The seller has a number they need to walk away with. The buyer has a number that fits their budget and their peace of mind. A good deal lives in the space between those two numbers, and finding that space takes strategy, not pride.
Depending on your rate and down payment, that $15K could be around $100 a month on a 30-year loan. Sometimes the house you love is worth meeting in the middle. And sometimes walking away really is the right call. The key is knowing which one you’re facing before emotions make the decision for you.

That’s my job: helping you understand the numbers, read the other side, and know when to hold firm and when to bend.

Buying or selling in the East Bay? Let’s make sure your next negotiation ends with keys, not regrets 🔑

Jessica Segura-Hernandez
DRE #02214930
📞 510-375-8913
📧 jessica@fastagents.com
#TEAMFAST brokered by eXp Realty

#bayarearealtor #bayarearealestate #eastbayrealtor

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MONDAY ISN’T FOR EASING INTO THE WEEK.

It’s for deciding what actually matters… and attacking it.

🔥 MOVE THE NEEDLE MONDAY
Today we’re getting brutally clear on:

• What deserves your attention this week
• What you’ve been avoiding
• What activities actually create revenue
• Where you need more discipline, not more motivation
• The ONE move that could change the trajectory of your week

Busy doesn’t mean productive.

A packed calendar doesn’t mean you’re moving forward.

The question is simple:

What are you doing TODAY that moves you closer to your dreams, goals, and vision?

Come ready to think.
Come ready to participate.
Come ready to make a decision.

⏰ 8:30–9:30 AM PST
📍 LIVE on Zoom

DM me for the link.

Let’s set the tone for the entire week.

#KEEPITMOVIN toward your dreams, goals, and vision.

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Fourth quarter mentality.

Not motivation.
Not hype.
Not another speech you forget by Monday.

This is about becoming unrecognizable to the version of you that played small.

Be a nightmare to every doubt.
Be a nightmare to every excuse.
Be a nightmare to the lazy, undisciplined version of yourself.
Be a nightmare to procrastination.
Be a nightmare to the story that says you’ve got more time.

The year is not over.

There is still time to move different.
Still time to get focused.
Still time to become dangerous with your discipline.
Still time to show your family what happens when you really lock in.

You don’t need a new year.
You need a new standard.

Lock in.

Your family is counting on you.
Your future is counting on you.
And the version of you that knows what you’re capable of is done waiting.

This post was inspired by my friend and mentor, @realjeremylarson

#KEEPITMOVIN towards your dreams, goals, and vision.

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A home’s potential isn’t measured by how quickly it sells. 🏡🔑

When a listing has been available for several weeks, it’s easy to wonder, “What’s wrong with it?” But time on the market alone doesn’t give you the full picture.

Sometimes the original price missed the mark. Sometimes the photos or presentation didn’t capture what makes the home special. And sometimes buyer demand in that neighborhood simply moves at a different pace.

For buyers, a home that’s been sitting may be worth a closer look. There could be an opportunity to negotiate the price, request seller credits, or discuss more flexible terms—depending on the property and the seller’s situation.

The key is to look beyond the listing date. Consider the home’s condition, disclosures, comparable sales, and how well it fits your needs and budget.

For sellers, patience matters—but so does paying attention to feedback. Thoughtful pricing, strong marketing, and a welcoming presentation can help your home connect with buyers.

Every home has a story. Days on market is just one chapter. 🤍

Thinking about buying or selling in the Bay Area? Send me a message, and let’s talk about your goals! 📩

#bayarearealestate #bayarearealtor #homebuyingtips #firsttimehomebuyer #homesofinstagram

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Bay Area Desis—your OCTOBER plans are here! 🪔💃✨

Looking for Desi events in the Bay Area this October 2026? Discover Garba and dandiya nights, Durga Puja, Diwali festivals, Indian music, Ramayana theatre and Bollywood Halloween fun!

📅 October 1–31, 2026
📍 Alameda County • South Bay • Peninsula • San Francisco

Swipe through for dates, locations and ticket details—and find your next family outing, festive date night or celebration with friends. 💖

Which event are you excited about? Comment below and tag your celebration crew! 👇

❤️ Like this guide
📌 Save it for your October plans
📲 Share it with friends and family
✨ Follow @homesbymoonisha for Bay Area events, local favorites and neighborhood updates.

Community. Culture. Connection.

#bayareaevents #bayareadesi #desievents #navratri2026 #diwali2026

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🏡 OPEN HOUSE TODAY IN FREMONT!

Come tour this beautifully reimagined home in the highly sought-after Warm Springs neighborhood!

📍 606 Vesper Ave, Fremont
🗓️ Today, Sunday, September 27
⏰ 1:00–4:00 PM
🛏️ 3 Bedrooms | 🛁 2 Bathrooms
📐 1,298 sq. ft. | Offered at $1,888,888

Bright, modern interiors, an open-concept layout, beautiful upgrades, and a spacious 8,775 sq. ft. lot with exciting ADU potential!

Stop by - I would love to welcome you and show you around! ❤️

📲 Moonisha Kapur | (510) 902-8422
DRE #02334720

#fremontopenhouse #warmspringsfremont #fremontrealestate #openhouse

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Big Dawg, you don’t need to have a winning week to belong in a room that helps you grow.

Bring the win. Share what worked.
Bring the struggle. Let’s work through it.
Bring the lesson someone else needs to hear.

That’s ACTION FRIDAY.

Real conversations about the actions behind the results—and what needs to change when the results aren’t there.

Your experience could unlock someone else’s breakthrough. Their perspective could unlock yours.

Come ready to contribute. Leave ready to execute.

TODAY | 8:30–9:30 AM Pacific | Zoom

DM me for the link. Let’s pack the room.

#KEEPITMOVIN toward your dreams, goals, and vision.

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There are few things more meaningful than earning a client’s trust and knowing they felt genuinely supported throughout their journey.

To my client, thank you for your incredibly thoughtful words and for allowing me to be part of such an important chapter. I’m truly grateful.

And a special thank you to my amazing real estate partner, @kiretty . Your professionalism, dedication, and partnership are exceptional, as always.

Grateful for the trust, the relationships, and the opportunity to serve at the highest level.

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