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Matthew Albani

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I’d rather be riding the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith at Disney World than doing this!
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🫶And it was Madonna summer after all🫶 Thank you to my folllowers and fans who have made my first summer in New York one to remember. I like to keep my personal life, personal but for the sake of my brand I want to let you into my inner world as the seasons change. First off, I know it’s controversial but I love to chase leaves and eat stinky things. There I’ll say it. except if they make any sort of sound, then I will swiftly retreat. I have finally accepted my father into my heart despite him being a human male, mommy says he has a type. Mommy is my purpose and I will protect her at all costs even against my own shadow, for I am brave. My Tia and Tio are so cool and let me come over and eat their food and my prima is my best friend I kiss on the mouth. Community is so important. I love all the people who grace my presence in this big Bush of wick the humans call it. I truly do love stinky things and this place really is that!!! I am a woman of the world ofc 4evr & always but for now I’m enjoying my staycation in nueva York. I’ve come a long way from the fateful day in the LES, cunt spray painted on the ground and in my heart (last slide). I cannot wait for fall my mother says i can chase even BIGGER LEAVES SOON WTF and “turn fits” xoxox Madonna
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Arm candy and a hot dog purse? You got a full meal 🍽️ Free feet as part of @videotapezzzz & @it_is_taylor_rogers wedding present 🐄🌾🦶🫶 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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Pre-wedding
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Roadtrip on film 🎞️ Dev & scan @full_spectrum_lab 💖
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If you ever wanted to see people pretend like they’re in London, this is your best shot. At @thetanknyc Fri Sept 18 at 9:30 PM. Ticket link in Story NOT IN BIO! Take that conformity!
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quinceañemitzvah o’clock 🎂👑 #iloveyouall #imarealwomannow #dirty30 Dress @fashionbrandcompany Tutu @beaconscloset Sock n’ shoes @otherpeoplesclothes.shop Tiara @ my favorite dollar store
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Business in the front, liberty in the back 🗽Thanks for getting married @tessafuckinskara & @ihavemyowndognow and giving us an excuse to get gussied up🫶🩵🫰
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I have been Madonna for five month. I love my fans 🫶#performative
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work! play!
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my united states of whatever
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4 months of @_madonnalinn 🐩💕 diva sweetheart girl sent from the heavens above I love u so much wow u can’t even read this but I don’t care !!! To those who can read: please adopt that dog you keep thinking about adopting, it will change your life for the better !!! I pinky swear 🤙😭
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bye ‘beca thanks for having us 🫶🎬🫡 and thanks @human.theories & @trans.movie for essentially being my indie barbenheimer ✨ getting to debut w my boo was also *chefs kiss*… now we gotta make another movie stat !!!
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