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Just another day at the Office!
“Drinking around the world with the Ladies”#LadiesNight #DrinkingAroundtheWorld #Viral #Trending #VibezUnmatched

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PRANK GONE WRONG! I swear she gets me all the time @mzdarvette be having me messed up! I was so thirsty smh 🥊😩 what would yall have done? #prank #viralreelsシ #explore #fypシ #fyp

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The snapback is gonna be real, especially after I go lay on this table and get this flat ass and stomach together🤣🤣 I just love my cousin @mzdarvette she be with the 💩🤣🤣#Cardib #funnyvideo #fypシ #explore #viralreelsシ

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I stopped by the number one hair store in Tampa @jlo_fowler_1 @jlofowler15 Jlo’s on 15th and Fowler to get one of my baby daddies to do my hair before I went to the hospital😂! A MAKE SURE YALL BOOK my cousin @mzdarvette for the best braids in the city❤️❤️ look how it came out. Make sure y’all tap in🔥#fyp #fypシ #explore #hairstore #1stladyent

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IM SICK of my cousin @mzdarvette smh! 😀 #fypシ #viralreelsシ #trends #explore #viral

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Last night at 9 PM, I was already in the bed, laid up THINKING like I always do 😂 when my cousin @mzdarvette called me like, “What you doing?” I said, “In the bed.” She said, “You hungry? Meet me at Kobe’s on Bruce B. Downs.” Baby, you ain’t gotta ask me twice when FOOD is involved! 🤣🤣🤣 So I get there, pull my camera out, and her daughter IMMEDIATELY says, “You always trying to record me to get some content!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 GIRL, mind your business because YES I AM! Content don’t make itself! (THESE DAMN 2026 kids🤦🏽‍♀️)😂 But the part that really took me OUT was our waiter! Why this man started DANCING to “Spin That”?! 😭😂 I wasn’t expecting dinner AND a show! I laughed so hard, and for that little moment, I wasn’t thinking about anything else going on in my life. I was just eating, laughing, and enjoying the moment. ❤️ Sometimes God knows exactly what you need, even if it’s just your cousin calling you out the bed, a full stomach, some unexpected laughs, and a dancing waiter. 😂 I went home FULL, smiling, and grateful. Thank you, Jesus, because I needed that laugh more than anybody knew. 🙏🏽❤️😂 #viralvideos #spendthatmoney #fyp #fypシ #explore

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DRUNK CHRONICLES 🥃😂 — PART 1 1/2

Spending some time with my cousins before I start my life over really felt good, especially when it’s nothing but laughs, liquor & foolishness. 😂 But tell me WHY we finally pull up to the chick house—whose name we discovered was KENDRA—and @mzdarvette so damn ready to go to Wawa for a smoothie, she calling the WRONG GIRL to the car! 😭😭 GIRL, THAT AIN’T EVEN KENDRA! 😂 And this is JUST the beginning! I swear these videos got me crying. Half a bottle of 1800 gone, and now I’m sitting back watching my cousin interact with one of his “chicks”… or whoever she supposed to be, because based on these conversations, THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS IS VERY MUCH QUESTIONABLE. 🤣🤣 They done went from one subject to another like I wasn’t sitting there listening to ALL THE TEA! ☕️👀 But wait… we pull up to the spot and I swear I thought I saw a DEER in the backyard! 🦌😭 Y’all KNOW I can’t run right now, so immediately I’m thinking, “Lord, please don’t let this deer run me over!” 😂 And it better not fuck up my car either, because I’m trying to figure out who getting ran over first—ME, THE DEER, OR THIS CAR! 😭🤣 Between J-Head being drunk, Darvette calling the wrong woman, mystery woman Kendra, questionable relationships, 1800, Wawa smoothies AND wildlife… I should’ve stayed my ass HOME! 😂😂😂 STAY TUNED FOR PART THREE because the night ain’t even STARTED started yet! 😭🥃🎥 #fypシ #funnyvideo #viralvideoシ #family #fyp

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DRUNK CHRONICLES 🥃😂 —
PART ONE 😂🍾

I SWEAR YOU CAN’T TAKE A DRUNK PERSON NOWHERE 😭😂😂 Me, my cousin @mzdarvette & J-Head was outside, sat night 🤣🤣and after giving J-Head who I haven’t seen in over 15years a WHOLE bottle of 1800 🥴🍾 we was headed to pick up one of his lil chicks. Soon as he saw the police in the area, this man started PANICKINGGGG. 😭 I said, “J-Head, is you NOID?” He said, “HELL YEAH, I KNOW IT!” 😭😭 I said, “No nigga… IS YOU NOID?!” This fool said AGAIN, “YEAH, I KNOW IT… THE POLICE IS OUT HERE!” 😭😭😭😭 I’m like, “NIGGA!!! I’M ASKING IS YOU PARA-NOIDDDD?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 I SWEAR a drunk person hears whatever TF they wanna hear and be CONFIDENT AS HELL they be knowing what you talking about! 😭🤣🤣 And baby… THIS WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING! My cousin was so damn drunk, the rest of this night deserves its own damn SERIES. 😂🥴 #fyp #explorepage #viralreels #funnyvideos #fypシ゚viralシ

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Me and my cousin @mzdarvette just got into a whole debate over BABY STROLLERS 😭😂 She told me I’m OLD-FASHIONED because I said I want Option A — give me my bassinet, car seat AND stroller! 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ She talking bout, “Girl, ain’t nobody using all that no more! Everybody got the Doona-style stroller where the car seat turns into the stroller.” Then had the nerve to tell me I’m STUCK IN TIME 😭😭😭 MA’AMMMM, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! I WAS GONE FOR 1 MILLION YEARS! 😂😂😂 Now y’all got car seats transforming into strollers like Optimus Prime! 😭 And not to mention, SHE ALREADY BULLIED ME because she went ahead and bought me the bassinet set from Group B! 😂😂😂 Like damn, can I make ONE decision for my own baby?! 😭 So I need the INTERNET to settle this before my friend buys me one off my baby gift registry! 👀😂 Which one should I get?! 🅰️ OR 🅱️ 😂 And while y’all over here voting, WHERE Y’ALL NEED TO BE IS CLICKING THAT LINK IN MY BIO! 😂🛒👶🏽 My baby gift registry is up! Thanks to everybody who has already sent something ❤️ Don’t forget — I’ll be opening gifts LIVE September 20th @ 5:00 pm for my online baby shower! We will be playing games n giving out gifts🎉💕🎁💕 So vote A or B, tell me WHY, then go hit that registry! 😂😂😂 #1stladyent #fyp #questionoftheday #explorepage

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My babygirl JU’LIYAH @litz.liyah done jumped in the content game and got straight to the 💰! 😂💕 It’s only right she start securing the bag early. If y’all need the BEST back-to-school hair deals and sales in the city, PULL UP to JLO’s Beauty Supply on 15th & Fowler! 🔥 They got everything you need to keep you and the kids looking right for the school year. Don’t wait—their BIG Back-to-School Sale ends August 3! Pull up and save some money! 💕📚✨ Braids by the one and only @mzdarvette #BackToSchool #JLOBeautySupply #fypシ❤️💞❤️ #fypシ

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Unt Uh too Loud 🤫!!!
Braids by @mzdarvette
#braidponytail #stitchbraid #ponytail

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How I even let her get me like that😂😂😂

#fartprank #fartspray

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