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Parker Holthaus

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🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ing around!!

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Ball up top

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Just shenaned, might shenanigan #bosh #sunpoisoning

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And they’re asking what’s your favorite memory? Prolly the lunch table #alwaysdiddymist

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New town, same day ones

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Back in the long ago #slug #paulie

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Are you tough?? #steak #howaboutthatbusridein

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Holding it down.

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“How good was DM before the great divide”

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Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! #bwill 🤞#uhtid #animalhouse

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Thanks sluh #Norm

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Don’t let it break you!

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