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Meet Stitch. Baby otter. Undefeated picking NFL games against the spread. 🦦 🚨But FOR SOME REASON YOU PLACED A PREDICTION ON KALSHI BECAUSE SOME NFL ANALYST “LOVED THE MATCHUP.”

Now your wife wants a divorce, and you’re explaining to your attorney that the baby otter had the winning pick.

Stitch has been undefeated his ENTIRE LIFE picking NFL games against the spread. You ignored him because he makes his picks while floating on his back, eating fish like a tiny aquatic accountant.

Fair. Your guy had a blazer on.

But now your kids have two Christmases because you trusted a man who needed six commercial breaks to be wrong.

Stitch tried to keep your family together. You wanted “expert analysis.” 🦦💀

Don’t make the same mistake TWICE! Visit our BETTING ZOO @petswhobet for some WINNING picks

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🚨We Need YOUR HELP🚨Fatty CAN PICK A WINNER. BUT HE CAN’T PICK A COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN. 🐢🎃

Fatty studies film, beats the spread, and makes those “football experts” on TV look like they should be eating the crayons they’re drawing plays with.

Your marriage was already on thin ice. Explaining that a turtle is the only one keeping this family afloat probably didn’t help.

👇 VOTE 1, 2, 3 or 4. Help him look respectable before your spouse finds out you’re taking financial advice from someone who POOPS under a heat lamp. 🤣

Follow our Betting ZOO at @petswhobet for some more AMAZING CONTENT

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Stitch the baby otter is writing sports history one correct pick at a time. Either pick with him or don’t bet, but NEVER EVER bet against him. That would be a donation. 🦦🔒

Detroit Lions -3 vs the Green Bay Packers… which team shouldn’t even bother to practice this week? #gopackgo #greenbaypackers #nflnews #nflpicks #detroitlions

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Only one of these “experts” is undefeated. 🏆 😳
@espnhannahstorm
@realrclark
@dorlovsky
@younggamechanger
@espnnfl
Stitch has NEVER lost a pick 💪🏽💪🏽

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When your UNDEFEATED for your entire life picking NFL games for the Betting Zoo.. You get Belly Kissed 😍😍 Stitch is a LEGEND!

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Stitch is UNDEFEATED! 6-0 this year for the Betting Zoo.. Are you following @petswhobet ? Our Furry little Oracle is doing something that’s INCREDIBLE… Watch him make history this year

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We love us some fatty the turtle (@petswhobet) @crashlandingpod

#nyjets #browns #comedy #funny #nfl

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The otters have spoken 🦦

@petswhobet’s otters have chosen the Falcons in Sunday night’s matchup with the Ravens.

Who are you picking?

🎥: @petswhobet

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Baby Otter Picks FOOTBALL! Who do you think he picked? Bills or Patriots? Find out later on @petswhobet

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Who’s getting ready for some FOOTBALL? @petswhobet is getting ready for some more picks!! Week one coming out soon

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Behind the scenes footage of the filming of @petswhobet Want to meet our AMAZINGLY CUTE ANIMALS? Book a visit now at AnimalEDventures.com

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