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📖I DON’T CARE WHAT SIMON SAYS @tundrabooks Oct’26
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A hilarious, cheeky exploration of playground politics and big ambition. Written by one of my faves @readwithriver 

Fifi is a mastermind in a world that just doesn’t understand her genius. Sent outside for recess against her will, she stumbles upon an extraordinary discovery: dozens of kids jumping, spinning and bending over on command. It’s called Simon Says and to Fifi, it’s not a game. It’s an opportunity. Once Fifi takes the mic as “Simon,” there’s no turning back. By the end of 15 minutes, she has built a playground empire complete with a fortress, cakes, and puppies all courtesy of her willing “minions.” But when the bell rings, her mini-monarchy comes crashing down against school policy.

I Don’t Care What Simon Says is a sharp, laugh-out-loud funny tale about power, leadership, and the hilarity of kid logic. My kinda book 👏🏽 👸🏽 ✨

Pre-order this beaut in my stories! It’s perfect for your little leaders!

#funny #funnybooks #humor #humorous
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Checking out Saver’s Junction Liquidation. Meh. 
#italianfamily #toronto #nonna
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I don’t think anything can accurately describe the joyful adventure it is to follow your bestie @readwithriver to Asia and watch them get married to the love of their life. 
The hospitality and kindness that was extended to us was only rivaled by the deliciousness of the food. Here’s just a smattering of the multi-day festivities that took place, featuring sweaty dance parties both indoors and outdoors. 
Love you, pal. 😘 thanks for taking me to two weddings and your honeymoon
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