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BCS 2026 Homecoming

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happy hoco & court 💐💘😆
so blessed and thankful to represent the junior class 🩷

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my favorite holiday😆🤍🪩 #hoco

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#failingbio

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Larping soccer 🥅

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Hoco ‘26 💐🪩

Cobwebbs 🕸️🕸️

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Lala land 💛💐

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New Team Alert🚨 Lee Branch Demons
🚨CAPTAINChloe Starr (Miss Vestavia)(BIG JUNIOR)(Miss O-Line). She’ll happily spend $11 on a loaded tea, but won’t clean her car until it’s basically a biohazard. She also has a boyfriend, which is impressive considering she somehow finds a way to mention him in approximately every other conversation. Her sidekick Villain is always there to laugh at her jokes—even the ones nobody understands—and probably help her pick her next Paranoia target.

Introducing Rosemary (the villain). Standing at a terrifying barely 5’0”, she may be small… but unfortunately, the brainrot is 6’4”.She laughs at literally EVERYTHING. Funny? laughing. Not funny? crying. Someone falls down a hill filming TikToks. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And somehow, Paranoia makes her laugh even harder—especially when the questions get a little too specific. 👀She has no common sense, unlimited laughter, and enough brainrot to permanently damage everyone around her. Give her a Paranoia question and suddenly she’s ready to expose EVERYONE. And then there’s the anonymous sophomore crush she refuses to let go of. Who is he? Nobody knows. Does she still think about him? Unfortunately. Ask about him in Paranoia? Good luck. She’s short. She’s sick. She’s laughing. She’s exposing secrets. She’s The Villain.

Introducing Savannah Shadinger, (sav shad) (ding ding) (sav shat)
She’s the twin sister of the Ginger Menace, completely unhinged, and somehow one of the funniest people in the room. With approximately 900 hours of screen time, Apple probably checks on her daily. But put Savannah in Paranoia and suddenly that screen time makes sense. She remembers EVERY clue, notices every suspicious glance, and somehow knows who the question is about before anyone else. If Sav gets quiet during Paranoia… you’re cooked. And despite being surrounded by people 24/7, she has NEVER had a boyfriend. Not one. Romantically undefeated.
Sav Shad. Ding Ding. 15-year dance veteran. Screen-time world record holder. Paranoia detective. And, of course, John Burke Henderson’s neighbor—because apparently the lore wasn’t enough already.
WATCH OUT FOR SAV SHAT 🎯

Ava (the brains) 😛
You think Paranoia phases her?

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life’s been LOADED!!! 🌈🧋🤸‍♀️💫🤪

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More pictures from the gala!!!!!

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Nationals was a success!!!!! Such a great way to end the season, I can’t wait for the next one!

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a little late.. but a great night

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let’s get this party started 😆✌️

#classdismissed #beanbaby #concept

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