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Tulsa Police say a shoplifting suspect tried to completely outsmart the system after allegedly walking out of the Walmart near Admiral and Memorial with unpaid merchandise.

​Instead of, you know, just leaving the area, the genius decided to pull out a black permanent marker right there on the street and freehand a brand-new face—adding thick eyebrows, a mustache, and sideburns.
​Officers quickly located a man matching the original description nearby. Their official review? The DIY Sharpie makeover had "not substantially changed his appearance."

​To make a great story even better, officers reportedly found the exact black permanent marker right in his pocket during the stop.
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