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After catching a Paul Wall and Termanology show, Andrew Friedman (@steadynappin_) ponders the White Rapper Mount Rushmore, Hip-Hop dichotomies, and the phenomenon of two Americas. 

Read the full article on powmag.net: https://www.powmag.net/p/paul-wall-white-rapper-mount-rushmore
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We're closing out Jay-Z week at POW with a revisit of Hov's solo studio albums, ranking from his debut "Reasonable Doubt" to 2017's "4:44." This is #13 - #10, with words from @pxthompson @steadynappin_ & @nextlevelhattie 

Read the full list on powmag.net: https://www.powmag.net/p/jay-z-albums-ranked
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For the second installment in our series covering 2001 in Hip-Hop, Andrew Friedman explores Cannibal Ox’s 2001 abstract futurist masterpiece “The Cold Vein.” Out now on powmag.net 

🔗: https://www.powmag.net/p/the-2001-project-cannibal-ox-the-cold-vein
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WEDNESDAY ADAMS! 

A friendly reminder that only 23% of eligible New Yorkers voted for mayor… and out that percentage, only 67% voted for Eric Where-Da-Hoes-At Adams. 

To break it down “to the very next compound” - in a room of 10 people - only 2 & a toddler with a fake ID & voter registration voted, and out that, one person and a very cantankerous infant with Saturday morning cartoons political leaning voted for DJ At-It-Again Adams. 

🎶”see how that sounds? A little unrational”🎶

Now if I was Mayor, who should I serve? All of New York (the correct & only answer), or that baby that escaped his crib, found 3 other kids, and they all stood on each others shoulders on some Scooby Doo shit while wearing a trench coat, fedora, and private-eye sunglasses, to cast their crayon colored vote? 

If I wanted to be re-elected, I’d be changing diapers and finding a way to breast feed that baby. Romper Room my entire campaign around that dwarf. Why? Because I know for a fact that - unless their mom puts them on punishment - they are going to show the fuck up. 

And what’s all this pressure on the mayor anyway? There’s are about 59 community boards through the city, each one having about 50 unpaid members each. City council alone has 51 members. You wanna know why your nana has to walk an extra 7 blocks because they rerouted her bus line? Or why your block is littered with outdoor restaurants/ rat & roach motels, taking up valuable parking? START THERE! I bet a Metrocard most of you don’t even know who your local spokesperson is. Neither did I, so I take that bet back… the fair just went up $2.90. 

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I’d give you a Jay Z library card instead, but he don’t write is rhymes… so what’s the point of reading anyway? I bet you this though, he will get his Casino in Times Square, shit he already changed most of downtown Brooklyn… why? Because chicken don’t fry without grease. And while we are all laughing at his bootleg Basquiat in a suit impersonations, he’s dripping Mazola Corn Oil at boring council meetings, sending them  vintage Rocawear & Ace of Spades, creating the New York most of his day-one fans can no longer afford.
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It’s the late 90’s/ Early aughts. You get your news from MTV & whichever free NYC local that hasn’t been pissed on.  Everything you know culturally about America is on UPN 9 & WB 11. Y2K is the last fun party you have until the Blackout of 2003, and M&M’s isn’t a code word for drugs you can buy in Times Square, because there’s an actual M&M store there. 

Your “Vice Do” is really a Don’t. Your mayors are Republican garbage men who revamp the city into a homogenized episode of Friends. You move to the outer boroughs the minute Sex & The City stops airing and the “authentic NY diner” you found of the Lorimer L/G train stop would be so much better if you stopped getting mugged there. 

You party in places you might die in due to a severe lack of OSHA oversight. You learn several languages to secure a rental in what your parents consider an “undesirable neighborhood”. You spin the Astor Cube ironically, as every turn means another block downtown gets gentrified. The Yankees win a bunch, the Mets & Knicks don’t, and everyone walks around looking like Urban Outfitters had a dumpster fire while Lower Manhattan still burns in the foregrounds. 

And during this time, a little pale cancer-face-looking boy from Staten Island - who grew up on Wu-Tang & Fun Dip - plotted to fuck every human you ever fantasized about… and he did. Because not only did he NOT forget 9/11, he made sure you didn’t either. In fact, he made you laugh about it. 

Watch episode 2 of Pete Davidson’s “Bupkis” on Peacock tonight. Amazing show. In case you need a palate cleanser from Heat vs Knicks, & a reminder as to why we’ll never forgo the Orange & Blue. 

Orange form the sun that rises in the East, and blue from the bruises when we’re Jerry Springer beat.
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LGK 🟠🔵✌🏾
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PPPOST ITS: The Sneaky Pete Edition!

Whoa now, hey there my lil tall anemic looking friend? You OK? The Knicks won baby? Geez… what could that retired pharmaceutical rep possibly have said to Sketey to get him so mad? I mean he gets to play himself in any movie imaginable, and Ye is now dating what - according to the last fashion week - a human condoms with cartoon boobs & ass… what could that guy have possibly said???

SWIPE FOR ALL THE SHENANIGANS AND LETS GO KNICKS!!!!! 

(Side note, I want to give a special shout to my dear friend @jubileedj. A talented musician, skilled DJ, and overall gem of a human being. An honorary New Yorker by my and many other standards. She was raised in the bass heavy palmed trenches of Miami, and has given more to our culture - locally & globally - than any human could possibly take. I was cool enough to hang with her, and lucky to have worked with her, and now I want to give her all the flowers. 

🌺 🌹 💐 🌸 

Today she expressed on Twitter how upset she was that I wasn’t mentioned as an “NYC IT GIRL”, and how could I ever be? Especially standing in a greenroom next to her? I am dumbfounded, and truly honored. She de-gendered “IT GIRL” just for me, so now we can all be “IT”. 

So please, go follow her. Do yourself a favor and buy her music, see her play, cop merch, and when round one of these Knicks/ Heat melee begins, please send all of these emojis to her IG: 

☠️ 🍑 🐝 

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Humpday… and the future is FUCKED. 

Actually no - cuz sex can be enjoyable (just don’t tell the wife) -  this is more like dry humped, in jeans with no underwear on, and a cramp. 

Nice to know the cop following you on his military issued Fortnight iPad can’t beat up a person who’s job is to basically blow out birthday candles. There’s a reason why Ice Cube never made a “Fuck The FD” song. Who doesn’t like a person who’s job is to rescue cat from trees and NOT be a trigger happy pussy when it gets a little too hot in the kitchen? 

How bad are our defenders of the law? The Chinese had a whole police dept of their own in Chinatown, which is like a block away from 1 Police Plaza!!

And now bodega owners have to police Asians (& others) who wear masks for cultural reasons, cuz the NYPD has lost control, and a N95 is the new ski mask. 

I hate stereotypes, and think anyone who views the world with those glasses deserves a black-eye, but as someone who had to work behind the counter, snap judgements is the difference between a genuine safe space for future Oat Milk buyers or lying dead in front of the on-sale Colt 45 display with rabbit ears for pockets. 

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Yell racism. 

Everybody does. But nobody dares whispers accountability. So it’s every individual for themselves, in a city that needs everyone in order to prevail.

Just so happens, we have a little cancer polyp throbbing & thriving right in the middle of NYC. Day in & night out they funnel fear into the frumpy & insecure, sucking on the glass crack pipe of the American dream, cross-eyed-high on the fabricated terrors of migrant tyranny, gender-piety, or reproductive hierarchy. The fact that they settled out of court, instead of being forced to say they are liars:

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A few days 2 people were shot knocking on the wrong door by accident. No pranks. I’m surprised it’s not 200. But those happened in rural parts of the U.S. where Fox News is GOD (like the one I live in now 😬), so don’t worry, the odds of that happening to you are 1 in 1 parking lot collapsing on you. 

Good luck. My black ass will be home googling how to remove actual raccoons from my kitchen, and sending my white wife on errands.
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