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After I got off that phone call her niece hit me up like a week later, flirting and everything. She told me the whole plot. If I was close to coming home I wouldn’t have even tripped but I had nothing to do but argue. I would have been able to get my revenge 🤣🤣 but was too emotional and blew the whole spot up. SMH. Definitely should have came home and had me a lil boy and he would have called her TT#fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #love

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Back in the day I grew up in white people church. I wasn’t use to seeing all the running and hollering. People catching the Holy Ghost and all the good stuff. So when I use to go visit the black churches they use to talk about me because i didn’t know any black churches song. I song what I knew and they gonna say boy you need a lil seasoning on that song 🤣🤣🤣#fredgotstories #storytime #church #love #music

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Omg yall are so tuff. Telling me what you would have done if the special forces 🥷🏾’s told you to to lay people down if they come out the bushes. Most of yall haven’t even fired a weapon let alone a 50 cal machine gun. It be all the paintball warriors talking 💩. Whole time yall would have did what a lot of soldiers did. Play crazy so you can go home! Im just talking but buddy had me messed up 🤣🤣 so after I got on the weapon because this man was clearly unhinged. I thought about my life decisions 🤣🤣#fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #specialforces

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Her flabber was definitely gasted! I’m telling ya this was an amazing feeling! Like the sun shining down on ya and you just bought a new Cadillac. The weather is perfect, everyone is waving just a really cool relaxing day! It felt like that first sip of cool water when you been in the desert for years! Call the police on a yt lady. It will change your life #fredgotstories #storytime #lol #love #funny

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Woah, so there is a diaspora war. Idk how yall call this a war but why is the world upset because black Americans are saying we aren’t African. Yall calling us lazy and uneducated. Just a lot of nonsense when you break it all down. Saying yall watched us on the news and that’s what yall know us as. The news also painted yall a certain way too. It painted yall poor and scraggly. Flies just on your eyeballs, stomachs big as hell. Just looking wild. The biggest scammers in the world etc. see how that goes. Yall want to preach unity then have a man get on a BLACK AMERICAN PODCAST to try and 💩 on black Americans. If yall talked about your own countries and own people no one would pay attention. All I’m saying is while yall have these stereotypes about us. What do you think we have about yall! #fredgotstories #diaspora #blackandproud #funny #love some of yall will say this is mean but if you putting bull in the atmosphere then you will get it back!

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I called them sour patch kids, they threw rocks and marijuana! Now if it brings yall a lil peace to know i didn’t kick all the kids. The ones that threw that good bud got an extra Dr. Pepper and rip it #fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #love

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I was just trying to get to my seat. I had to walk by the prettiest girl you ever did see. As I walked by my stomach was like guess what big dawg, chicken but. I let out a silent but deadly one. I was like damn smh, as I walked by her my pass by wind was tuff and she yelled out. Ewww you smell like doodoo! Hurt my heart. Why would my stomach betray me like that. #fredgotstories #storytime #lol #highschool #funnyvideo

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They tell you when you’re deployed that you can’t be worried about what that woman doing. If you out here worried about her you will end up blew up and you don’t want that. I felt like I was above all that. My lil stinky butt would never but boy was I wrong. Hate me over there heart broken, snot coming from my nose singing zro. I hate you bit*h ! NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY!!!#fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #zro

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Years later I was riding with pops and he was still on that bull. Listening to Johnny Taylor! I told him that dude he beat up told me to stop looking like him when I was younger. Idk why I did that. This man went on a hood hunt for this man. It was at that moment I knew I can’t fuc k with these 🥷🏾#fredgotstories #storytime #lol #johnnytaylor #music

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Till this day! Till this day this 💩 pisses me off. Who is the muffin man? What did he have to do with me being a gangster? Was that a secret code? This was just another day in our long beef in basic 😂😂😂#fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #love

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Before yall even say anything yea bill didn’t have to give him a cigar. He didn’t have to tell him the price either. I told pops he was gonna get 3 hots and a cot and he gonna get mad at me. Now if bill would have hit him with the puddin pop it would have been a problem #fredgotstories #storytime #lol #army #love

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My cousin just use to bully all of us. He got us sooooo many whooping it’s not funny. Lil red head son of a ….. He gonna run out the bathroom with 💩 paper and chase us! Then somehow we all getting beat! Smh it was at that moment I knew! #fredgotstories #storytime #lol #cousin #funny

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