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Look I don’t mean to brag but I’m going to! I met the actual @tim.collins last night. My gosh. It went something like this.

I saw him from afar and was like ohhhh my effing goodness. It’s him.

Next minute / he’s walking in my general vicinity - yeah your girl b-lined! My first comment to Tim when I greeted him was omg it’s you. 

The next eight minutes proceeded with me re-enacting my favourite skits I’ve watched (I re-enacted them poorly might I add) but gosh I loved meeting Tim. 

An incredible human, the joy it brings watching your videos is something you bring to me and so many others! 

Oh and yeah of course I shared a photo of us to my FAMBAM group straight after meeting Tim. My mums response 🤣🤣
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💚I hate EVERYONE. I really do. But Tim Collins…. @tim.collins is a one in a BILLION bloody LEGEND. Let’s talk about it.💚Last night I went to an event with @woolworths_au to experience all of the new and exciting offerings they have coming up for us for Christmas this year. And all I can say on that is “OMG, THE PORCHETTA!” But I digress…. As I was shovelling the most delicious Black Forrest Mince Pie down my gob, someone grabbed my arm to say hello. The introvert part of my introverted-extrovert character DIED. My life flashed before me and within less than a millisecond I had the thoughts “WHO is touching me, I don’t want to see ANYONE, I hate people, WHY does someone know me here, WHY DID I AGREE TO ATTEND” all at once…..And then I spun around. And my eyes saw⭐️Tim Collins⭐️THE Tim Collins. And I COLLAPSED. And then we spoke for ages. And then I was in a good mood. And then I thought “I should get out more often.”💚Tim Collins is not only THE NICEST, KINDEST, MOST HUMBLE person I have ever met. He is an ABSOLUTE COMEDIC GENIUS. I find NO ONE funny, yet I hyperventilate laughing for hours every day watching and re-watching his witty, clever, brilliantly relatable comedy. If you’ve been following me for a while you would know I share his content 24/7 but if you haven’t; please unfollow if you don’t want to see me sharing his work day and night.💚In summary, I look like a CIRCUS FREAK in these photos because THAT’S how excited I was to meet ‘The one and only person I would follow on social media if I could only follow one person’💚BEST NIGHT EVER! K gotta go, bye! Phoodie💚
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Limo to @domdolla ? That’s hot.
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