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Ciao! Welcome to the Instagram page for Torta! Croydon’s slab of Italian drag deliciousness.
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Well done to Tiana for bringing together some amazing burgeoning drag performers at New Queen's On The Scene
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Well done to Tiana hosting their New Queen's on the Scene What an incredible success!!!
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This is what happens when our photographer moves to a different country 🤭 We have the drag nativity photos! Not many as @excusemylens was one of our stars (and the best pussy we've ever seen 😻) This was one of the best nights we've ever had, and certainly our favourite nativity to date! Our thanks to everyone who took part 🥰 See you tomorrow evening! 🩶🧡💚
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Let's enjoy the last of the weekend together by admiring these beautiful people who round off our August TM photos! (Perfect as our very own business pig finishes her birthday celebration weekend! 🐽) We had the cake-pig hybrid of our dreams @time_for_torta return to our stage with a lipsync that told a story and had the room giggling with in-house references that meant BUSINESS! No crumbs were left, and we absolutely loved it! 🐷 By the third set of our night, we were all dripping with sweat and the thirst was unreal - enter the return of @minaraelwaters to quench our thirst and lead us through the night with a mix that only Minara could give us, leading us through the rest of the night with their incredible dancing and lipsync! 💦 📸 @excusemylens Missed the fun? Join the TM family this month on the 25th September! We can't wait to see you all 🩶💚🧡
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NOW THAT’S WHAT WE CALL… THEIR MAJESTIES THURSDAY 28TH AUGUST | 8PM–11PM | THE OVAL TAVERN, CROYDON FREE ENTRY – ALWAYS Their Majesties returns for another unmissable night of queer cabaret – and this time, they’re rewinding the clock for a 90s special: NOW That’s What I Call TM! Expect nostalgic bangers, fierce throwbacks, and full-throttle queer chaos in a celebration of the decade that brought us Girl Power, Tamagotchis, and unapologetic CAMP. This month’s lineup features: JOYTHEPOET @joyth3poet Croydon’s adventurer of verse shares stories of queer exploration, poetic euphoria and heartfelt vulnerability. Their performances linger long after the mic drops. KATIA HARLOWX @katiaharlowx Genre-defying and boundary-breaking, Katia merges classical vocals with immersive soundscapes. Co-director of Croydon Makers & Creators, their sound is rich, subversive and full of feeling. MINARA ’EL WATERS @minaraelwaters A Southeastern Princess in a Western World, this Desi Dancing Diva is taking the audience from Dhaka to Dalston. She’s been quenching thirst since ’94 – and she’s bringing the spice. TORTA @time_for_torta The top of the muffin! Croydon’s fruity Italian drag delight is equal parts camp, chaos and comedy. Bring an appetite – this queen always delivers. THIS MONTH’S HOSTS: MARY JANE HOLLAND @themjholland & SHEPHERD’S BUSH @notthatshepherdsbush Your Campy Captains of Chaos are reunited. Expect mayhem, madness, and maximum 90s nostalgia. Their Majesties is Croydon’s free monthly queer cabaret and performance night, offering a safe space for the local LGBT+ community at The Oval Tavern. 📍 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR (5 mins from East Croydon station) Doors 7PM | Show from 8PM Visual by @voddenvfx Proudly presented by @queercroydon #Croydon #QueerCroydon #SouthLondonQueers #TheOvalTavern #TheOvalCroydon #TheirMajesties #TheirMajestiesCroydon #LGBTQCabaret #QueerComedy #LocalDrag #DragPerformance #90sThrowback #Queer90s #NowThatsWhatICallTM
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NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL… THEIR MAJESTIES! THURSDAY 28TH AUGUST | 8PM–11PM | THE OVAL TAVERN, CROYDON FREE ENTRY – ALWAYS Croydon’s queerest cabaret night is BACK – and this month we’re diving deep into the 90s with NOW That’s What I Call TM! Expect bangers, belters, and the best bits of queer chaos as we spin it back to the decade that gave us Girl Power, Tamagotchis, and peak CAMP perfection. Serving you a 90s night to remember! Joining our celebration this month: JOYTHEPOET @joyth3poet Croydon’s adventurer of verse, Joy brings stories of queer exploration, play, and poetic euphoria. Expect lyrical truth, heartfelt vulnerability, and the kind of joy that lingers. KATIA HARLOWX @katiaharlowx Croydon-based genre-defying artist and co-director of Croydon Makers & Creators, Katia fuses classical vocals with hypnotic soundscapes to craft subversive, emotive music. Their debut single FRVR dropped last autumn – and their next project lands this year. MINARA ’EL WATERS @minaraelwaters A Southeastern Princess in a Western World. This Desi Dancing Diva takes you from Dhaka to Dalston, serving a tall glass of agua mineral – the only h2h0e, straight from the Ganges. She’s quenching thirst since ’94 and bringing the spice that’ll leave you gasping. TORTA @time_for_torta The top of the muffin, baby! Campy, silly and fruity – Torta is Croydon’s deliciously daft Italian drag slice. Come hungry, leave stuffed. HOSTS THIS MONTH: MARY JANE HOLLAND @themjholland & SHEPHERD’S BUSH @notthatshepherdsbush 💚🧡 Your Campy Captains of Chaos are back together - we encourage you to keep your arms inside this rollercoaster ride with these two… Croydon’s monthly queer cabaret and performance LGBT+ safe space at The Oval Tavern! 📍 131 Oval Road, Croydon, CR0 6BR (Just 5 mins from East Croydon station) Doors 7PM | Show from 8PM Visual: @voddenvfx Presented by @queercroydon #Croydon #QueerCroydon #SouthLondonQueers #TheOvalTavern #TheOvalCroydon #TheirMajesties #TheirMajestiesCroydon #LGBTQCabaret #QueerComedy #LocalDrag #DragPerformance #90sThrowback #Queer90s #NowThatsWhatICallTM #queercroydon
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Some more beautiful pictures from our June pre-pride party! These are the gorgeous people who took to our stage as our Stars in their eyes contestants! We were blown away by the talent and charisma of every single one of you, congratulations for stepping up and showing off what the TM family can really do! 😍 We had - @vincentod95 as Frank Sinatra @time_for_torta as Shirley Manson (Garbage) @enyafayzeofficial as Gerard Way @theprideminister as Eiffel 65 They were all just so good, that we HAD to bring them all back as our winners!! 🫶 What should we do next?! 📸 @excusemylens Missed us? Their Majesties will return TWICE this month! (You lucky things) 19th July - TM Pride Party 31st July - TM summer sizzler As always, Their Majesties is a free LGBTQIA+ Safe space and queer cabaret night for anyone in need, all are welcome to join our family 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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The second wave of photos are here! 🥳 Joining the chaos in April as our visiting artists were the sensational @rudyjeevanjee and @contains_mild_peril and they bought the 🔥🔥🔥 we are blown away every time we see these performers shine on stage, thank you so much for returning to us! The feedback we've had from the TM family has been incredible, we ADORE you! 🩶🧡💚 Our fabulous guest spot performers were @missharmonyheaven and @time_for_torta - yodelling and dancing their way into our hearts once again! Harmony's vocals and Torta's last one standing games were just fantastic, thank you both for gracing our stage once again! Powerhouses of our TM family 🩶🧡💚 Swipe to find our special moments 🥰 We can't wait for the next family meeting! Join drag mother and child @notthatshepherdsbush and @themjholland for some moments from the heart, queer joy and the inevitable chaos that only these two can bring! If you look hard enough (not that hard with a giant 🍑 like his tbh) you might spot a little @its.merlinthegrey out and about to share the experience with you! Please join us on the 29th May 8pm-11pm. As always, TM is a free LGBTQIA+ safe space- but should you require a table, please contact the venue ASAP to book as we get full very quickly! We welcome anyone and everyone to join us as their authentic selves 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until then, stay safe and stay sexy! 😘
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Three years of Their Majesties, and what better way to mark the occasion than with a gloriously unhinged Drag Nativity? Our Third Birthday Bonanza was everything we could have hoped for—camp, divine, and absolutely chaotic in the best possible way. A massive shoutout to everyone who made the night so unforgettable—our dazzling performers, our incredible visiting artists Sabiyha @sabiyha_ and Mel Anin @mxmel_anin and of course, our phenomenal audience, who never fail to bring the energy. This space exists because of you, and we love you for it. Now, we’re only a week away from our next event! On 27 March, we’re back at The Oval Tavern from 8PM to 11PM for our Trans Day of Visibility Special—a night to celebrate trans joy, talent, and resilience. You know the drill: expect fierce performances, unmatched energy, and all the queer chaos you love. We’ll see you there! 📸 Credit to @excusemylens #QueerCroydon #TheirMajesties #ThirdBirthdayBonanza #DragNativity #LGBTQIA #SafeSpace #Croydon #DragShow #QueerCabaret #DragKings #DragQueens #NonBinaryDrag #CampExtravaganza #queerperformance
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THREE YEARS OF THEIR MAJESTIES! And what better way to celebrate than with a Drag Nativity—the most perfect way to honour our special brand of chaos? Our Third Birthday Bonanza was everything we could have dreamed of and more. From camp divinity to holy slay, the night was a true testament to what makes Their Majesties so special—joy, community, and a little bit of beautifully unhinged chaos. A HUGE thank you to everyone who took part—our incredible visiting artists, Sabiyha @sabiyha_ and Mel Anin @mxmel_anin , our phenomenal performers audience members who jumped right in and made it an unforgettable night. You are the reason this space exists, and we love you for it. Here’s to more years, more chaos, and more queerness—we wouldn’t have it any other way! Until the next event - our Trans Day of Visibility Special - 27 March @theovaltavern - 8PM to 11PM. 📸 Credit to @andrew_asbo_cleminson #QueerCroydon #TheirMajesties #ThirdBirthdayBonanza #DragNativity #LGBTQIA #SafeSpace #Croydon #DragShow #QueerCabaret #DragKings #DragQueens #NonBinaryDrag #CampExtravaganza #QueerPerformance
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HOMOWEEN truly brought out the performances with epic local guest spots from @time_for_torta & our very own Bar Bitch aka @hatchethands! And to top it all off we had an INCREDIBLE variety turn from @contains_mild_peril and something tells us we will see them again soon… UNTIL THE NEXT TM NOVEMBER 28TH 8PM - 11PM With performances from @cripladywood, @mxmel_anin and a segment to mark Trans Day of Remembrance. - YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS! And as always it is free entry 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Their Majesties is a LGBT+ safe space for Croydon’s LGBT+ community at @theovaltavern hosted by @notthatshepherdsbush @themjholland & @its.merlinthegrey #QueerCroydon #LGBTQIA #SafeSpace #TheirMajesties #croydon #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #croydonlgbt #croydonlgbtq #localdrag #localqueen #lgbtcommunity #lgbtsafe #theovalcroydon #ovaltavern #ovaltaverncroydon #theirmajestiescroydon
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Late April’s TM saw the return of everyone’s favourite treat as @time_for_torta gave us a local guest spot to remember! And let’s not forget the newest bar bitch, the iconic VeVe La Twirl who will be at every @theirmajestiescroydon going forward - our very own donations box but made camp! The beautiful work is all down to our TM family member @verityhayward! Until the next @theirmajestiescroydon - EUROVISION GAZA FUNDRAISER SPECIAL SATURDAY 11TH OF MAY; FROM 6PM TIL LATE @theovaltavern Join us to raise funds for one of the few aid relief agencies still operating in Gaza - we wanted to use this moment to raise awareness and at the same time raise much needed funds. - YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS! And as always it is free entry 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Their Majesties is a LGBT+ safe space for Croydon’s LGBT+ community at @theovaltavern hosted by @asifalahore & @notthatshepherdsbush 📸 - @excusemylens #croydon #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #croydonpride #croydonlgbt #croydonlgbtq #localdrag #localqueen #lgbtcommunity #lgbtsafe #theovalcroydon #ovaltavern #ovaltaverncroydon #theirmajesties #theirmajestiescroydon
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