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The start of 2026 has been nuts. Posting photos to remind myself to breathe.
I’ve been interstate 3 times.
Pretty much lived in Hotels for a month straight. 🏨 😴

My band @uddercrew played our last show after a decade+ of getting up to hijinx all over Australia. I couldn’t be more proud of our efforts. We crushed it. 🐮 👽

I’ve been DJing heaps, I’ve been seeing friends, I’ve been going on trips, I’ve been BUSY! I like the chaos!!

I’m nearly ready for some downtime, but the downtime is all being spent working on more stuff. So I expect to be busy again, soon!

It’s good! I’m good, I’m off to a busy start :)

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Udder Ubductees - Live @ The Tote Hotel for The Final Barn Burner
@uddercrew
@thetotehotel

Immortalised. Forever

Fin.

20-02-2026

Gig Until You Die

#melbourne #livemusic #svphotography #rock #shotonsony

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Udder Ubductees - Live @ The Tote Hotel for The Final Barn Burner
@uddercrew
@thetotehotel

Immortalised. Forever

20-02-2026

Gig Until You Die

#melbourne #livemusic #svphotography #rock #shotonsony

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This weekend at The Tote!

FRIDAY
Upstairs: Udder Ubductees (final show!) w/ Pizza Death, Trauma Boys + Hail Mary Jane (sold out)
Front Bar: The Gnomes w/ Champ Ruby
Band room: Sticky Carpets presents: Sticky Nights featuring Arabella & The Heist w/ Goldminds + Bellhop

SATURDAY
Front bar: Alexis Remi w/ Moth (free entry!)
Band room: Tek Tek Ensemble w/ China Beach + DJ Emma Peel
Upstairs: Cold Blood (Album Launch) w/ Blood On My Hands, Deathproof + Dead End

SUNDAY
Front bar: LEGROOM w/ Isabella Fortuna + Celltowers
Upstairs: ‘I Thought You’d Be Here Too’ featuring Indented, Balmoral, Blackbird, In Her Palms, Chromatin, Waxman, Wrench, Street Carp + Zara Alice

Don't forget we have $10 pints of Roadie Draught all the time!

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Some udder-warming news to wake up to the day before the show.
Tomorrow night is sold out. GOOD JOB, UDDERFUCKERS!
We’ll see ya at the Barn! @thetotehotel

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Hey everybody it’s ya boy Dougie here! This Friday night it’s time to take our good friends Udder Ubductees to the slaughter house as it has come time for the world’s greatest cow/alien themed band to hang up their horns and call it a day!

Come celebrate the illustrious career of these amazing bovine extraterrestrial punkabilly lords up stairs at @thetotehotel before we make leather jackets, pants and whips from their remains!

This one is almost sold out so hurry up and get your tickets now because unlike the McRib @uddercrew will not be back!

📸 @davecollopy_photography

Stay cheesy 🤘🍕🤘

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Sticky Nights this Friday!

Wed 18
Frontbar - The Bush Doofs + Elvis 2

Thursday 19
Upstairs - Lunar Lagoon, Babyccino + Idle Flowers

Friday 20
Bandroom - Sticky Carpets Pres: Sticky Nights - Arabella & The Heist, Goldminds, Bellhop + Disco Not Disco Dj’s
Upstairs - Udder Ubductees, Pizza Death, Trauma Boys + Hail Mary Jane
Frontbar - The Gnomes + Champ Ruby

Sat 21
Bandroom - Tek Tek Ensemble, Dj Emma Peel + China Beach
Upstairs - Cold Blood (Album Launch) Blood On My Hands, , Deathproof + Dead End
Frontbar -Alexis Remi + Moth

Sun 22
Upstairs - “I thought you’d be here too” - Indented, Balmoral, Blackbird, In Her Palms, Chromatin, WXMN, Wrench, Street Carp + Zara Alice
Frontbar - Legroom + Celltowers

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Gigs are up on the wall!

Wed 18
Frontbar - The Bush Doofs + Elvis 2

Thursday 19
Upstairs - Lunar Lagoon, Babyccino + Idle Flowers

Friday 20
Bandroom - Sticky Carpets Pres: Sticky Nights - Arabella & The Heist, Goldminds, Bellhop + Disco Not Disco Dj’s
Upstairs - Udder Ubductees, Pizza Death, Trauma Boys + Hail Mary Jane
Frontbar - The Gnomes + Champ Ruby

Sat 21
Bandroom - Tek Tek Ensemble, Dj Emma Peel + China Beach
Upstairs - Cold Blood (Album Launch) Blood On My Hands, , Deathproof + Dead End
Frontbar -Alexis Remi + Moth

Sun 22
Upstairs - “I thought you’d be here too” - Indented, Balmoral, Blackbird, In Her Palms, Chromatin, WXMN, Wrench, Street Carp + Zara Alice
Frontbar - Legroom + Celltowers

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This week at The Tote!

Poster art by @sammcphersonsucks

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HUGE FIRST RUN OF SHOWS FOR 2026!!

thank you HEAPS to all you good peeps for coming out to the gigs on Thursday/Friday - so good to see a lotta old faces and new ones to pop up in the crowd - stoked to have you all along for the ride!!

BIG UPS to the bands for havin us on board: @scrotalvice and our homies pictured @kr1stol_p1sstol and to @dollstheband and @bughunt_ for sellin out the show on Friday night

LETS KEEP THAT ENERGY FLOWIN!

NEXT GIG IS GUNNA BE A BIG ONE SENDING OFF THE LEGENDS OF @uddercrew ALONGSIDE @pizzadeathband666 AND @traumaboys

FEB 20.

CATCH YA’S THERE ❤️

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Traumaboys are absolutely gutted our mates @uddercrew are calling it a day, but chuffed we’re invited to what promises to be one hell of a going away party upstairs at @thetotehotel with @pizzadeathband666 and @hailmaryjaneband no less.

Speaking of parties, we had some great backyard shindigs over the years. Other fun memories range from supporting Nekromantix together to that time a very merry James permanently applied an Udder Ubductees cow tag to Jimmy’s jacket but it was skewiff and the fabric was bunched up so it went all weird.

On Friday 20 February it’ll be time to bid farewell. So pull out your hide for a band that never hid. But let it be fake… for a band that never were.

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Hey everybody it’s ya boy Dougie here! My all time favourite cow/alien themed band and some of my best friends in the entire world Udder Ubductees have decided to hang up their horns and call it day. That’s right they’re graduating from bovine university and it’s time for us to send them to the slaughter house and make cheese burger pizzas out of their remains. I might also get myself a full head to toe leather ensemble I’m thinking something like what Eddie Murphy had in one of his stand up specials from the 80s… boy oh boy some of those jokes did not age well.

Now I’m sure you’ve all heard the story of Les Claypool auditioning for Metallica after the untimely passing of Cliff Burton (it should have been Lars) But did you know once upon a time Pizza Death’s legendary drummer Tim Day once auditioned to be the bass player of Udder Ubductees? Could any of you honestly imagine Tim up on stage playing a bass lined in fluffy cow fabric and those ridiculous plastic horns on his head while singing “suck my horns while I tickle your udder” it just never would have worked.

This final bbq is going down at @thetotehotel (upstairs) and is a very limited capacity so hurry up and get your tickets now because I don’t think there will be any comeback tour like Kiss always do. But honestly that’s great marketing to keep on saying it’s your farewell tour but then never actually break up.

Stay cheesy 🤘🍕🤘

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