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@askafuckboy and @waxpaulnow

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Okay so I know it’s Halloweekend part one but if anyone is available Saturday plz come I’ll wear my costume onstage. I’m 100% taking the finals extremely seriously dw dw @comedymobnyc

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When in Rome (steal a bunch of stuff)

#nyc #Comedy #funny #travel #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #barcelona

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There’s a lot of hype about seeing movies “the way they were intended to be seen” in IMAX 70mm or whatever and just once I’d love like Werner Herzog to be like “You must watch my film in 4D.”

#standup #standupcomedy #funny #nyc #dune #comedian

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If you saw Dune 2 in 4D and felt like you were about to die, you may be entitled to damages call 1-800-SANDWORM

#funny #standup #comedian #standupcomedy #nyc #dune #dune2 #dunemovie #crowdwork

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Least relatable audience member maybe of all time.

#funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #heckler #nyc #streaming #tv

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Finally, at long last, the great questions of our time will be answered. Paul? Waxed? Now? Will a cinematic titan be given the opportunity to live forever? Who is Madame Tussaud anyway, and where does she get the nerve? Watch now! Link in bio.

#WaxPaulNow #MadameTussauds #MadameTussaud #paulgiamatti #shortfilm #shortfilms #omeleto @omelee @madametussaudsusa @omeletocom

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Anxiety by @uchicago, friendship by 5700 blackstone

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Last week at @kimmydonat @jbdonat Pro Show @thecomicstriplive

Comedians: @getsuarezed @twonage @valeriebodurtha @jklarkcomedy @klawlzcomedy and @cloutheady

#RobertSajousPhotography #NYC #Photography #Art #TheComicStripLive #TheDonats #DavidSuarez #TwonWood #ValBodburtha #JakeKlark #KateLawlor #EdKulseng #ComicStripLive #Standup #StandupComedy #ComedyShow #Comedians #Funny

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Enough falsities about the much-needed vaccine have spread that I’m taking the time now to speak up and thoroughly correct misinformation.

You think I want to put MICROCHIPS inside you? Microchips. Really, MICROCHIPS? And you think the best way to do that is via syringe??? ARE YOU STUPID? Do you know how expensive microchips are? Do you know how expensive MICROSCOPIC microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time! I AM A SMART MAN. IT IS INSULTING THAT YOU THINK I WOULD THINK OF THIS.

Do you think I CARE about tracking YOU? I KNOW where you are. You’re in your shitty apartment. Did I guess right, you absolute LOSER? It’s not 1984, you’re just POOR and PREDICTABLE. And what did it get me? NOTHING. So leave me ALONE, I have to take my daughter to HER DRESSAGE PRACTICE. I don’t have TIME to create a pandemic. My day is planned BY THE MINUTE like I’m a U.S. PRESIDENT and my daughter has to teach a HORSE how to DANCE.

Link in bio to full letter

Article by @valeriebodurtha

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Meet the women who bring you your favorite podcasts! #WhoRunTheWorld #WomenInPodcasting #WomensHistoryMonth

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