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My name is Chase.
2x Emmy-Award-Winner.
Early Bitcoin ($0.07 in 2010).
Jack of Many Master of All. Keep up.

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POV: you own a superbike in Bali
#ducati #reels #fyp #explore #bali

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Ulu season.
Going to start dumping previously posted stories as reels. Grateful to be in Bali #grateful #reels #explore #fyp #bali

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How I met your mother—Bali edition.
#trending #fyp #reels #explore #rizz

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Morning routine in Uluwatu.
#reels #fyp #explore #bali #travel

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When in Gili T—do as the Romans do.
#reels #explore #viral #indonesia #fyp

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The vibes as of late.
#explore #reels #fyp #muaythai #boxing
@ulu.active

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Morning Dip in Ulu hits different…
#explore #reels #Bali #indonesia #fyp

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Performative male in his natural habitat…Canggu, Bali. Captured here is a rare glimpse into the bizarre mating rituals of the Homo Sapien. Although, I’ve always personally identified more with the Homo Erectus—if you know what I mean.
All jokes aside, please enjoy this footage of my cat and I terrorizing the streets. Menaces, we are, him and I.
#explore #pov #reels #reelsinstagram #fyp

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This video was recorded entirely by my cat who flew the drone while riding the Ducati. He’s the best dog ever.
My talented cat 🐱’s name is Kucing Gila (Indonesian for crazy cat).
I rescued him a few months ago as a kitten. He was very close to dying. Also he gave me Cat Scratch Disease, but got better quite quickly himself. I was sick for weeks. That wasn’t too fun…other than that he’s the best dog ever.
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He’s World’s first Ducati riding Kitty 🐱
He has earplugs and loves to ride.

#bali #explore #cats_of_instagram #motorcycle #cats

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Watch the news and you'll begin to hate the world. Travel instead, and you will learn to love it once more.
Asia has ruined me.
Ruined me for The West...ruined The West for me.
In the words of the late Anthony Boardain
—"Don’t be a tourist...be a traveler."

Азия разрушила меня. Разрушил меня для Запада... разрушил Запад для меня. По словам покойного великого Энтони Бордейна - Не будь туристом... будь путешественником.

Asia telah menghancurkanku. Menghancurkanku untuk The West...merusak The West untukku. Dalam kata-kata mendiang Anthony Boardain—Jangan menjadi turis...jadilah seorang pelancong.
#Bali #Vietnam #Asia #explore #travel

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POV: my cat and I are successfully rizzing Russian Girl at Canggu Beach…we had to run away after realizing we’re afraid of girls.
Kucing Gila (The Balinese 🐱 I rescued), and I took the motorcycle to the beach surf for sunset. When we were leaving we accidentally saw a pretty girl. Got pretty scared. Glad I didn’t catch Coodies. Rizz them with the Autisthem #comedy #reels #pov #rizz

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POV: You’re addicted & I have the cure. The Twelve Steps (Bali Edition) Surfaholics Anonymous.

You’re addicted.
To scrolling.
To smoking.
For me...it's: to The Chase.
To constant Pursuit.
To chase the highest highs.
The lowest lows—and *nothing* in-between.

At this point in the caption I’ll mention that I’m writing this manually—no ChatGPeePeeOnMyFace involved…nor his smarter cousin whose name sounds like a most pompous Frenchman…
Back to the point:
I like em (—) dashes.
Always have, always will.
I won't be modifying my modus operandi to conform to your standards nor cater to your delicate sensibilities...

I’m light years ahead of u in the AI race just like I was with bitcoin.
I'm founding funded startups while you're "vibecoding" a "app" you can't even run without Vercel 😂.

But fuck, tangent aside—have we lost the ability to think freely?

You can’t write a fucking caption without you AI anymore?
"No fluff, just…”
shut the fuckkkk up. lol.
& gtfo out of my LinkedIn inbox too.

In 2010 when I told you to buy bitcoin at a few cents on the dollar, everyone thought I was retarded…same in 2013. 2017. 2020...you likely still do…& you still should.
…because I still fucking am!
proudlyretarded — more now than ever.

But you know what?

Those wise enough to have taken my advice are without exception millionaires and beyond.

I built my patented autism brick by brick 🧱X🧱.
I am the stone mason of my own neurosis.

The absurdity of the reality I’ve engineered for myself has enabled me to accomplish feats you couldn’t in a million lifetimes.

So you want my secrets, right?
Well here they are in this video^
The 12 steps. AA for the modern day slave to society. To those who suffer within our simulation, here are:
The 12 Steps To *Becoming* an Addict.
An addict for all that this sandbox has to offer.

#explore #motorcycle #wifimoney #surf #surfer

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