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Now we’re all caught up!! by @tess_lancaster

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12 days ago

Happy birthday Nikki!! I would carry you across anything just like this❤️ by @tess_lancaster

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2 months ago

Bone a friend 🤣

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Phonecall #1, The Horniest Girls in New York City [03/15/2025]: The Gym at Judson with The Village Salon XII

Director: Caroline Shriver (@caropottershriver)
Written by: Riley Stark (@rileyrileystark) and Tess Lancaster (@tess_lancaster)
Starring: Riley Stark - Riley, the short-haired one
Starring: Tess Lancaster - Tess, the one with the bangs
Starring: Jesse Montagna - Colm (@yesyesjess17)
Starring: Zachary Schwartz - Dr. Smeeter (@zachary72692)
Producer: Michael Bloom (@mike__bloom)
Producer: The Village (@iminthevillage)
Videographer: Michael Bloom (@mike__bloom)
Costume Design: Ellie Hilty (@elliehilty)

🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏻 by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

Phonecall #1 (03/15/2025): Horny Riley is pissed. Tess is at work. Riley boned a loser last night. No offense Colm.

Debut Performance: The Gym at Judson with The Village Salon XII

Director: Caroline Shriver (@caropottershriver)
Written by: Riley Stark (@rileyrileystark) and Tess Lancaster (@tess_lancaster)
Starring: Riley Stark - Riley, the short-haired one
Starring: Tess Lancaster - Tess, the one with the bangs
Starring: Jesse Montagna - Colm (@yesyesjess17)
Starring: Zachary Schwartz - Dr. Smeeter (@zachary72692)
Producer: Michael Bloom (@mike__bloom)
Producer: The Village (@iminthevillage)
Videographer: Michael Bloom (@mike__bloom)
Costume Design: Ellie Hilty (@elliehilty)

🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏻 taken in New York, New York by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

The Horniest Girls in New York City won the Fringe Festival 🫶🏼

Written by Riley Stark and @tess_lancaster
Starring: Riley, Tess, @lililililililiam and @alexforrestevil
Director: @caropottershriver
Producer: @mike__bloom
Stage Manager: @geedurante
Costume Design: @elliehilty
Production Design: @ruthevelynkennedy
Visual Art: Colette Gagliano
🧚‍♀️🧚 Tess, Riley, Alex, Liam, and Caroline smile looking down at us with a big blue sky over their heads by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

Making our play!!! Riley and I decided this January to write a play and go to the Edinburgh Fringe festival because you can do anything if you have wonderful people to support you and make your dreams come true!! ❤️❤️❤️ Riley and Tess sit on the subway looking peaceful. Tess is in incredibly high boots and Riley sits in biker shorts. Both are in blazers. taken in New York, New York by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

Follow us to join the revolution today. by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

The sexual revolution is upon us. Do you hear the bell toll? Do you hear the call from your loins and hearts to rise up?
Tess and Riley, the horniest girls in New York City, have let jobs, boys, and a cult past bend them over a table all their lives. That is, until the Mayor of New York bans gay people from dancing.
With their wits, tits, and advice from a wise Lesbian Rabbi in hand, the horniest girls in New York City erect the Gay and Horny Alliance Club to kickstart the sexual revolution and also save the world. by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

WE’RE GOING TO FRINGE! 13 days until The Horniest Girls in New York City hit Edinburgh. taken in Edinburgh, Scotland by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

To NY area film lovers, Acromegaly is an Official Selection at the Long Island International Film Expo! Screening July 11th. Buy your tickets at: https://liife2025.eventive.org/passes/buy by @tess_lancaster

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a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDAN by @tess_lancaster

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2 years ago

Went to the 5 Sherlock Polycule post breakup reunion show and no one had heard of you… taken in 3 Dollar Bill by @tess_lancaster

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