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How I met your mother—Bali edition.
#trending #fyp #reels #explore #rizz taken in Uluwatu, Bali, Indonesia by @thechasepov

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Would you give this child in Vietnam money on a bar street at 2am? taken in Hanoi, Vietnam by @thechasepov

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7 months ago

Reel Satisfaction- Kicked 🦵🛵 Bule (foreigner) while driving scooter.
Backstory: This imbecile (likely a father of the year hiding out from his family of 5 in Bali) was (not so) leisurely riding into oncoming traffic with no helmet on because—he’s escaped the matrix (as have I, my em — dashes are manual. ) he then decided to boot-up road-rage mode after I confronted him on his belligerent driving.

I acknowledge that I was *far* less than polite; however, swift justice must be served when retards act retarded on devices of death in Bali, the playground with no traffic rules in sight…it must be Karma of the *instant* variety.
Alas, play stupid games - win stupid prizes…In this case: the boot…
P.S.
I defied my instincts to throttle him into the shop window so as to avoid glass cleanup for the shop owner and a vehicular manslaughter attempt for myself.

Ini bule gila. Banyak desini sekerang. Banyak macet juga. Hati Hati dijalan.
#explore #travel #reels #fyp #motorcycle taken in Bali, Indonesia by @thechasepov

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3 months ago

Morning routine in Uluwatu.
#reels #fyp #explore #bali #travel taken in Uluwatu, Bali, Indonesia by @thechasepov

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3 months ago

When in Gili T—do as the Romans do.
#reels #explore #viral #indonesia #fyp taken in Gili Trawangan Lombok by @thechasepov

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Meta doesn’t know how to translate the captions on this server yet. @meta get with the simulation already. #fyp #reels #explore #ubud #bali taken in Bali, Indonesia by @thechasepov

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4 months ago

POV Supermoto + Beach cat 🐱
#bali #viral #explore #reels #pov
Leyla refused to wear a helmet just for this video.
Wear a helmet always. by @thechasepov

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5 months ago

Performative male in his natural habitat…Canggu, Bali. Captured here is a rare glimpse into the bizarre mating rituals of the Homo Sapien. Although, I’ve always personally identified more with the Homo Erectus—if you know what I mean.
All jokes aside, please enjoy this footage of my cat and I terrorizing the streets. Menaces, we are, him and I.
#explore #pov #reels #reelsinstagram #fyp taken in Canggu, Bali by @thechasepov

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6 months ago

Don’t entrust a Superbike to the local Bali bike transport. #pov #reels #ducati #bali #motorcycle taken in Canggu, Bali by @thechasepov

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6 months ago

This video was recorded entirely by my cat who flew the drone while riding the Ducati. He’s the best dog ever.
My talented cat 🐱’s name is Kucing Gila (Indonesian for crazy cat).
I rescued him a few months ago as a kitten. He was very close to dying. Also he gave me Cat Scratch Disease, but got better quite quickly himself. I was sick for weeks. That wasn’t too fun…other than that he’s the best dog ever.
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He’s World’s first Ducati riding Kitty 🐱
He has earplugs and loves to ride.

#bali #explore #cats_of_instagram #motorcycle #cats by @thechasepov

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6 months ago

POV: You’re addicted & I have the cure. The Twelve Steps (Bali Edition) Surfaholics Anonymous.

You’re addicted.
To scrolling.
To smoking.
For me...it's: to The Chase.
To constant Pursuit.
To chase the highest highs.
The lowest lows—and *nothing* in-between.

At this point in the caption I’ll mention that I’m writing this manually—no ChatGPeePeeOnMyFace involved…nor his smarter cousin whose name sounds like a most pompous Frenchman…
Back to the point:
I like em (—) dashes.
Always have, always will.
I won't be modifying my modus operandi to conform to your standards nor cater to your delicate sensibilities...

I’m light years ahead of u in the AI race just like I was with bitcoin.
I'm founding funded startups while you're "vibecoding" a "app" you can't even run without Vercel 😂.

But fuck, tangent aside—have we lost the ability to think freely?

You can’t write a fucking caption without you AI anymore?
"No fluff, just…”
shut the fuckkkk up. lol.
& gtfo out of my LinkedIn inbox too.

In 2010 when I told you to buy bitcoin at a few cents on the dollar, everyone thought I was retarded…same in 2013. 2017. 2020...you likely still do…& you still should.
…because I still fucking am!
proudlyretarded — more now than ever.

But you know what?

Those wise enough to have taken my advice are without exception millionaires and beyond.

I built my patented autism brick by brick 🧱X🧱.
I am the stone mason of my own neurosis.

The absurdity of the reality I’ve engineered for myself has enabled me to accomplish feats you couldn’t in a million lifetimes.

So you want my secrets, right?
Well here they are in this video^
The 12 steps. AA for the modern day slave to society. To those who suffer within our simulation, here are:
The 12 Steps To *Becoming* an Addict.
An addict for all that this sandbox has to offer.

#explore #motorcycle #wifimoney #surf #surfer taken in Canggu, Bali by @thechasepov

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6 months ago

Worlds first:
—Cat Riding a Ducati
—Man Piloting drone while driving Ducati with Cat
Missing any…?

#Ducati #cats_of_instagram #motorcyclecat #catlovers bali taken in Bali, Indonesia by @thechasepov

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